sTaTe Of ArT - WoRk OuT

The mention of two words send sparks, fear, hype and all other exclamation across the world. one - Obesity and the other HaRy. This post is not going to be about the second word as most of the blog readers would skip to the next famous post otherwise. Obesity can result in a wide range of diseases like " bending down and still not being able to see your own shoe" , " No special carriers for theme park rides" .

Now work out is the best way to shed some calories and money.There are numerous fitness centers,gyms, all over the city. And 1 out of 7 people hit the gym. But do you do it right? Where there is a will there is a way. Not sure why I put that in, for a moment I thought I was writing an inspirational post. Anyways there is a procedure for everything and so does the work out regime.

Before I explain the procedure let me introduce Saraku (booze) alias Saravanan. He belongs to the humble Adyar guys room. He works in a tube light company or otherwise WIPRO as a idle Manager. His part time activities include travelling back and forth to office, inspirational speeches to "The great walls of Adyar" and also room account maintenance. Lately he has taken up working out as the prime interest and his passion has driven him haywire. Way enough to make a video for all the fitness aspirants around the world.

I gave him an idea to publish on my blog considering the popularity I have (or rather gain). So before you watch this video, please I warn you "THE STUNTS PERFORMED IN THIS VIDEO ARE COMPILED BY EXPERT COMEDIAN" , the author is not responsible for any biceps or six pack which may result in after this terror.

Please share your comments once you have made your workout fruitful after watching this video.

Do you do it right then?

55 FiCtIOn - DrEaDeD PaCkAgE !

Yet another 55 fiction which denotes am very jobless but quite busy at the same time.

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With great difficulty and, sweating profusely he completed his climb

The burden enormous enough to rip his pant apart!

The arc shaped package in front, haunted him

Fate as it was, He repented for developing it

He tried hiding it in vain..

But this was the reason, he had grabbed attention

His FAT STOMACH!
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For all my plump amigos, nothing wrong in being fat :)! Its why you stand apart... no offence meant though if some one did get annoyed, I would suggest to get angry at the blog author who is blabbering right now.

ThE sTrOkE

Before you all proceed with reading the post, my deepest condolence to Leo who has always been around me, all the time, in different forms , right from my childhood. Its a pity you have left me
LeO - click here

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Came the defining moment

Through his Life, this particular second could change things

So quick it came, before he realized what he had to do

"The Stroke" ...! and then he held his chest immediately

He was full of sweat, maybe dehydrated

It was over in a flash

The batsman played the stroke of last ball .

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Leo was my pet mosquito who I trained personally , for biting my friends until I shook hands with Leo once and that was the end.

ThE OnE WiTh ThE PrOpOsAl

Each one has a different way of proposing. I strained my Kidney to think and find out the ways in which different people would propose. This is going to be a stupid post don't blame me for not reading my disclaimer.Then again all my posts are stupid and you guys read it, so never mind.

Terror Romeo Rajendran

For all Tamil speaking fans am sure you know the rhyme language of TR, here goes

I want to say
am not gay

I am sitting on a stove
so give me my love

You might look like my sister
But i want to be your mister

I might look like a gorilla
But i will take care of you don't worryla
if you say no then i will try for Shakelaaaaaaa

my son might be arasan (King)
but i want to be your purusan ( hubby)

Surya might have six pack
but none can beat my bag pack


ChRiZ Chronicwriter and mokai man

What Love? I am in love with my red underwear already, then what. Poda pani(pig in tamil).

Sundaram ( King of English speaking) Co inventor of Unexpected Power Supply (UPS)

I wand do make love to you, please do love me, all my life I think this thought in my mind, so please give me the pirst (f) love.

GoKuL ( Ace in Punctuation and Grammar) Pattasu

Dear, whether I am in love with you Don't think. others love you. more than My love, compared to others is nothing. Please like sundaram i also love you. Don't you love he? is also in love with . Accept!!

He meant to say,
Dear,am I in love with you? Don't think others love you more, my love. Its nothing compared to mine.
Please, like sundaram I also love you. Don't you love? He is also in love with someone.

SoIn

I freeee... love freeeee.... you freeee...

( I love his blogs so if he is angry then expect a dozen of swear words post from him).

HaRy
As I approach Penny ,the mood turns into a frenzy romantic mood with a background Ilayaraja song, I wear my branded Adidas shoes , Pepe Jeans and Red Polo shirt with an Oakley coolers. I stepped up to her to use all the words I learnt in GRE classes. Penny whirled around and looked at me and said " Two large Chicken Pizza's please".

Any of you have proposal stories? please do share the eggs & tomatos you had!

aDiDas - iMpoSsIBlE iS NoThInG

Sachin, Beckham, Sania Mirza, Broad.. the list goes on. Yes they were/are the brand ambassadors of the billion dollar German company Adidas.The caption Impossible is nothingcan easily be related to these stars,considering their hard work and stardom. But gradually Adidas realised they need to concentrate on personalities who match the caption, so they are in talks to sign off some of the real" Impossible to Possible" makers.

No 3 : Spectrum Raja

Raja... as the name suggests The King, and indeed he has proved that! Raja is the Environmental minister(supposedly the telecoms minister) who sold 2G spectrum at the price of Bread. Well when we have been hearing about MP's fraudulent activities for years and the usual figures are always in Crore's, but finally after all these years we have a winner , the scam almost a % of National GDP (60k crore..now stop counting the Zeroes, I gave up a while ago). Clearly a powerful contender for "Impossible is Nothing" , So Adidas approached Raja with a reasonable price, but Raja astonishingly agreed to sport the gear for 10rs. Well under the table is a headache, which the German giant is not aware. Earlier he was referred as Jungle Raja, then DMK Raja and now Spectrum Raja

No 2 : pAuL tHe OcToPuS... Fortune teller

For those of you who think that octopuses are nothing more than a 8 legged monster,Think again. Introducing Paul the fate decider. Over 50 years of football, and football has always been the show stealer during every world cup, but this year the Parrot and the Octopus stole the show. In India we do Holy Yagams for our cricket team to play well (in the pubs,clubs,with people's feeling) , the level of belief has gone to the next step. Paul's prediction finally paid off and he is now retiring, tired of the kicking he had to do. Adidas tried to design a footwear impressed by the Impossible prediction by Paul,but to their dismay Paul picked Nike. Poor Adidas should have sticked to designing footwear for sportstars. After watching all this I am now naming a price of 10k paise for the Octopus and if the owners are ready to sell, then am game for it. But only for 2 years as Paul is due to expire 2012 before the next football.

No 1 : Alfie the Oldest DAD

As we are all Adults (except me),I take this daring step to introduce Alfie Patten. For those who think he is just an other 13 year old, nope he is the father of Maisie Roxanne. Adidas tried to rope in with millions of Pounds with a lot of Tax waiver, but poor Alfie hardly knows how much nappies cost, does not even understand the word TAX. Now the question is will they join the same school together? If Maisie cries and so does Alfie, then its as Father as Kid!! Surely this deserves to be the first in "Impossible is Nothing" Category. For in a small part of India when the Biology teacher started the class with the lesson " Reproduction... organs..", blah blah.. the kid shut his ears saying " Siva Siva". The kid is now the great blogger of this post. ( Note : No sarcasm means truth) . Anyways hope Maisie ( baby of Alfie ) does not get married before Alfie does. Check the video for a exclusive interview with the Father of the Millennium. Oh and Happy Father's day :) !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EOx2A_qVQg&feature=related

Oh and I forgot to mention, I declined the offer from Adidas long time ago.

ChEmIsTrY.....!

Prologue : H2SO4 + me = Blabber

When we talk about chemistry, a lot of things zooms across, like hints development ( though i really did not understand that term until I failed in English-2) .

I tried to give a complex definition of Chemistry like Aamir does in 3 Idiots, but I didn't quite have a good dialogue writer, so let me stick to my basic nonsense. So let me relate an incident which happened in school days. Days I mean, when I did not bunk school - Sorry fellas it was to my bro who will disagree.

Chemistry is a tiny little alcoholic benzene subject, but fellas it's also something that works between a stupid boy and a very studious girl. Why... Let me explain,

My Chemistry teacher was Charles Durai, he was more of a Charles Durrr.. Because of the durr he produced. Anyway it was in my Tenth std when Chemistry labs were introduced. I was the class representative because of the leadership qualities exhibited by me (giving proxies to friends, games periods, and beatings from class teacher on behalf of other classmates..etc .. accolades). And Penelope had the same straits so she was the girls representative and assistant to me.

The whole class (bribed by me) thought we had a pleasant chemistry between us. Note : The title of this post is Chemistry, so you'll find chemistry tons of time between. We had beautiful times, called as the Golden Era . The Golden Era will be a separate post, so watch for it. In order to impress her I would do weird stuff, now even Blogs are one of them.

Because Penny was very sweet she offered here record notes and other stuff to carry me, obviously she shud be crazy abt me as well. Quite a couple of sessions later in our chemistry labs, I was still not able to find in which test tube Alcohol is placed. As I figured Methanol and Ethanol were there, Alcohol should be some where around. Being the perfect scenario one day, Penny was all dressed up like an output for a high volume reaction, like Magnesium burning in dry ice ( To prove I really studied my chemistry book).

So somehow I seated myself near her, with an attempt to make the chemistry work in the chemistry class taught by the chemistry professor. As our Professor began his lullaby, I heard Ilayaraja music in my ears. She took the test tube from me and started the experiment. It was a team experiment and I had shooed away the rest, in order to make the chemistry works b/w us. Sweet as she is, noticed me not listening to the class and moved away from me. I reckon Shyness perhaps.

As we started our experiment she asked so many things to me “pass me dil.hcl, Co2, Dil.H2So4..Blah blah blah..." , I hardly listened as I was reaching my melting point. One point, then she yelled “CONCENTRATE", startled I poured the Conc.H2So4 in the half mixed liquid and POP... BLAST...I do not even want to share how I looked. Whatever was is in that, did not like the sulphur. I could see she had reached the boiling point now. RIP HaRy ..!

Note: If there are grammar and any other English mistakes, do not forgive me as I learned it from you guys! :) And as my disclaimer says, the above is fiction... so pls refrain from imagination.

SaLe....

These days am having so many ideas to write that I could not find even one to post it up. Anyways so I made some digging in the Internet where there are plenty of weirdos like us.

So instead of a long and boring post I thought ll share a recent article which I came across.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288402/For-sale--My-Yiddishe-Momma-Family-list-Jewish-grandmother-eBay-bid-husband.html

Now the son has mentioned his mother is adorable,affectionate,lovely,hard worker ...blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh yes agree, so as per the rules of eBay once an item is sold to the highest bidder, it means SOLD. So any of you having lousy MOM's out there, can bid. It takes so much of the generous factor to sell of your mom.

The bid was placed at a opening price of £1 and the highest it reached was £1.60 ,and her son has framed the woman to be priceless. Can he even insult her more? and the Item condition is mentioned to be USED....OMG!!! A Perfect mother's day gift indeed.

Never realised how broadminded people can be... sniff sniff :(! Happy weekend fellas , ll be back with a much better ribtickler next time.

WhO iS tHe BeSt FiT....!

Yet another post on fitness and the aero-dynamic bodies!There is an other message at the end of this post as well :) !Each one of us aim to build a physique so that our profile pic on facebook has so many comments, some of us tend to work out till the gym lights go out.(me)

So I have put up some of the pictures of the celeb's/models/people/actors whom we try to imitate and work out.
ArNoLd :

His physique has been the dream for so many for decades. In this attempt they even try to pose with underwear's regardless of the body they build, like the next wannabe.Plenty of aspirants out there don't know how to pronounce his surname, but they still are a Arnold wannabe.

SuRyA : This Guy brought a revolution in the Tamil movie industry, his six pack in Varnam Ayiram made several South Indian actors and people all over south India to work out heavily. My six pack is duly dedicated to Surya as he charged me up with his diet and physique. Note : There is no humor in my statement,so that makes it true.

KaReEnA : Size zero means Zero marks in a relationship, after the big zero she gave to Shahid

she turned her focus towards something called Size Zero Pepsi bottle label shape. Most of the women hood practice being Kareena. Oh I mean in giving Zeroes in relationships... not the body

TeRrOr RoMeO RaJeNdAr : Easiest shape to build, now that's what you might think. But this youngster (he claims himself in an interview) has been trying to bring this shape ever since his old age :) ! Rumor is that Tsunami broke out years earlier when he started to worked out in the mid of Indian Ocean.Known as Single Pack Tsunami!

AaMiR : 8 Packs of steroids...I mentioned that by mistake sorry. OK, Aamir

's Ghajini look made all the aunties go GAGA and soak in jollu.

cApTaIn : He is known as The Captain in TN after his

heroic fight against Pakistan terrorists, Election disruptor's,gundas, and old ladies. In order to fight against the evil you ought to build a shape that terrorizes the opponent and he perfectly carved himself.He was the oldest trend setter in Cops academy that, its not mandatory for cops to be fit.

wHo : Probably the one physique or shape that we all never desire, nor did the kid.
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oF CaLoRiEs & WeIgHt...!

Two of my favourite bloggers - Neha and Bindu(better known as Insignia - http://spice-n-ice.blogspot.com/) , Neha has already written a guest post in my blog and now its Insignia's turn :)! so she whirled around with quite a post which I always used to have nightmares of.... Thanks Bindu... exactly the post I was planning to write...:)!

How many of you have been elated reading your weight and satisfied with your kgs? Raise your hands....No cheating!! Be honest.

Not many eh? Is it not each one's secret desire to lose weight? I guess the most hated machinery in this world would be the poor little weighing machine.It is a technological marvel. Why not? That poor little machine can earn the wrath of so many people, it could witness jubilation or it could get cursed. Now which other machine has this privilege?

Almost everyone has that intense desire to shed some flab, lose weight. What with the fashion world claiming size zero is the in-thing!! But there's a slim chance, or should I say a FAT chance that most of us would reach the desire body weight!! But hey!! what is the harm in trying?

Talking about the emotions that arises, you could see all types and forms of expressions. There's some qualm always before stepping onto the weighing machine. Nervous, you close your eyes with hope and silently pray that the needle points to the number you want it to. And then you reluctantly look down to read the scale, first there is denial!! How can it be!! Then despair, anger and frustration. And abuses and curses to the weighing machine first.

You question its precision and genuineness and then realization pours in. You then start cursing the devil in you which taunted you to gorge on those cheesy snacks and those chocolate cakes. All the while, the poor weighing machine earnestly looks for some appreciation for being honest. But what it gets is a stare!!

And most times, we believe that the machine is not right, so we tend to calibrate it manually by slightly adjusting ourselves until the needle reads to what we desire. And very rare is the jubilation and excitement of having achieved what we wanted. Oh yeah!! its short lived though. Weight is like a boomerang, it always comes back to you!!

Sometimes the machine adds few kilos as a compliment and sometimes it gives you discount. Discount is what is preferred here. I recently came across a joke where the lady in question removes everything from her shoes until she is almost nude to get her weight right. You see; the shoes, the dress are all 'accessories' which hinders you from getting your correct reading.

Few of my friends step onto the weighing machine and protect the secret magic number so much so that you feel that the number is a secret code to an enormous amount of wealth. Few people believe that weight changes with season, so they tend to weigh themselves in their favorable season. Few others believe counting your calorie intake might keep check on your weight. Fine!! but is it only yours or others as well, even if they didn't want to?

This is what happened at a recent birthday celebration of two of my team members. One of them had lost 26 kilos by hook or by crook. There were cakes cut and this man instead of gorging on his cake, kept commenting about how much calorie would that piece of cake have. It was really disturbing, couldn't gorge on those cakes. It was short lived, as we later ignored and treated ourselves.......

None giving a thought about the weights or the calories :-) 

 PS : Thank you for reading everyone. A few comments on this post made me realize that people are thinking Hary wrote this; but I am the author of this post. Its a guest post by me - Insignia :-)

Do Or DiE...55 FiCtIoN

My attempt on 55 fiction continues, wonder if I fail or just a cheeky pass as in my semesters, yet here you go fellas...
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Afternoon it was, My God!

The longer he controlled himself, the more he suffered

He sweated profusely as he felt a pit down his stomach

It was no Do or Die, only Die

So finally, he eased himself for a better collapse

The eerie silence @ work haunting him

"Drrrrrrrr Burrrrrrrr" , out came the Fart !

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Based on a true fictional incident, as and when related to me by one of my friend Sai ( Am yet to write an post on this comedian)... I pity his colleagues.

SaTaN.....aNd We

Lately some where in YouTube, I happened to see this Church of Satan and started to check out some bits. I came to know Satan is a very good person / spirit or whatever. Now why do I say that, well hmmmm as most of you would know the story of Satan. He was called as Lucifer and couple of days ago (because some one told me that if its a year here its a day in spiritual world) .

So our hero thought its easy to overpower God and devised a plan, to join forces with all those bored of God and eventually got big mokai and was banished from heaven. So from then on the Devil came into existence in the form of serpent, monster, like the Onida TV ad. That's the theory from Christianity.

Although now Dan Brown might think ancient history is depicted wrong and the satanic cults existed from Louis XIV in France and until Hitler's Nazi army. Its almost like biasing the statement of a great blogger ( OK me!) Well personally I think Satan/Devil is cool. He chose to rebel against God to proclaim himself. At least he was truthful in what he wanted.

So sometimes he is often referred as the Fallen Angel, the Devil who bribed Eve into a bite of Apple thereby making bringing about huge profits to Calvin Klein, Landmark, Raymond and many more Apparels. Well then he is also responsible for the porn industry to raise, if Eve had not bitten the apple I doubt there would be any confused teen who would glue up all night for a naked pic of Paris Hilton on the web.

Anyways finally I remember why I wanted to write this blabber, yeah Satan is kool. You know why? !

This world is full of people of two types. One - those who Believe in God, Two - Non believers and then came the third kind - Sin in the name of God! The great GOOGLE does not even seem to have a single acronym for this! No wonder these kind of people are powerfully placed ! These people tend to confuse between being clever and barbaric. A Classic example is a modern day Swami and easily spotted Nithyananda Swami. Apparently he thought the Gods were outdated in technology and were full of myth with principles alone, Secret Video Cams ... yeah God knew that as well ! And the latest bit is that Nithyananda claims himself to be Nithya,
I mean he is a SHE , check this out

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Im-not-a-man-Nityananda-told-CID-sleuths/articleshow/5874923.cms

Now he is just one of the third kind, we all fall under several sub categories of this kind. There are so many of us who cheat our conscience and yet finally blame it on God or ask for the Almighty's forgiveness.

Whatever it is.... its your call finally, please do not blame God for your non-righteous actions. So what do you think? Satan is a better as a fallen angel, than we are? well, he at least chose to go against.

If any of the facts are wrong please blame google and my poor reading skills , not me.I tried this bit of satire post... well ll stick back to my dumb comedy from next time :) .. Happy weekend fellas !

OpEn - # 55 FiCtIoN

He entered the party with utmost confidence

Slowly everyone started smiling at him, then pearls of laughter

He knew his blogs were funny,

But never knew it can make people laugh at his sight

Everyone stared , laughed, clapped

He placed his hands on his hips and beamed majestically

Until he heard it " Dude your fly is open"! No wonder :(

No its not personal experience for all you dirty minds, provided you read my disclaimer ( how many of you are tired of me yapping this again and again ) .

LiTtLe MaStEr....SuNdArAm!

Sundaram is a classic all rounder in Cricket . For those who don't know about Sundar, please read my previous posts on him Sundaram Star , sure you'll double with laughter. His interest in cricket developed early during the days when Sachin Tendulkar was his guru. He started following Sachin in every aspect, so much that he decided only to marry a girl older than him.So he has various Aunty thrashing experiences.He got obsessed with cricket gradually and even thought of playing professional cricket. Sadly they do not play with plastic balls and Sundar was dejected.

Of late he realised its easy to enter the world of cricket thru IPL, where so many players shot to limelight, so he wore his cricket shoes again with an aim to capture the dream. We all set out to help Sundar and his awesome dream. We even spoke with Shilpa Shetty who was amazed at Sundar's extra mile effort and was willing to provide opportunity, I mean for cricket.Slowly the whole of Adyar started speaking about Sundaram and his dream. The neighbourhood Aunty would even give Sundaram free boost everyday morning to keep up his energy level.Wherever we went, we were showered with love and encouraging words from people for Sundaram, even the opposite house thatha , whose lovely grand daughter(oops i leaked unnecessary info) , ok even he started to support us.

After weeks of eating Bheema kushti legyam ( a very energized chyawanprash kinda ...err stuff) , and we even flicked the Adidas shoes from our neighbours to boost his morale, though one shoe was 8 size and the other 7, those obstacles would not stand in the way of a determined Sundaram. He started hearing the song "I believe I can fly" , and " Aashiq Banaya Apne" song like a dozen times every day. To practice batting we gave him the job of killing all the mosquitos in our house with the mosquito bat. Amazingly he used to kill 50 mosquito's at one shot!

Finally the D-Day of TEST arrived and we the busy people from Software giants(sitting in bench) took a day off to witness the remarkable entry of Sundar into cricket stardom. As he entered with his willow,there were shouts and chants. He stepped up with astonishing confidence just like Ilayathalapathy vijay! The Bowler appeared to be in gripping fear and the atmosphere was mokaistic (dumbstic if there is a word) . The picture below depicts the Sundar before and Sundar after. Rest is just history.

note : I do not have hatred towards cricket nor Sundaram, his extra super powers amaze me to the core and he is my best friend :)

My NaMe Is WaLa...

OK so now I went missing, so whats the big deal, we all go missing now and then. When I was a kid I used to play missing with my Dad in the exhibition, mall and scare the hell out of him, until I realised its not easy to find him either. Well any ways the post has nothing to do with me missing, its an Autobiography... I suck at writing autobiographies, so I took the expert advice. I'll tell you later who.

My Name is.... , that doesn't matter much cause none of you and the society know me by my name even if were to give one. I am considered a terror in the society and have been ridiculed by so many. Yet that gives me the strength.

I can drive around the streets thru tiny gaps where only cycle can pass thru , thereby I am the co-founder of the phrase "Cycle gap la auto ootran paru da" (driving an auto in the cycle gap)

I can charge the customer as much as a trip to the moon, even though the distance would be like from a hallway to the bathroom in a one-bed room flat.

I never do care about the vehicle really and have the privilege to abandon it, as most of them which I drive belong to the owners.

I consider the person sitting in the middle to be safe and I have pictures of Hindu,Muslim and Christianity for the passengers to pray for a safe journey.

I don't provide seat belts, so up to you to hold onto something.

I can drive the 200cc vehicle assuming to be a 5000cc Lamborghini.

I still have Rajinikanth's photo on my vehicle, so I can create publicity.

I stop when a girl waves her hand to stop and stick my tongue out when a guy waves.

My Vehicle is supposed to carry 3 persons, although I can take more than that ( If you know what i mean ahem ahem)

I consider the person sitting in the middle to be safe and I have pictures of Hindu,Muslim and Christianity for the passengers to pray for a safe journey.

I belong to an Union, as strong as the central Government.

Along with learning to drive, I learnt to abuse and fight so that skills are quite handy at many a time.

I have a fuming stove connected secretly beneath my meter.

You might be able to convince your girlfriend , but not me am more expensive than her shopping kitty.

Well me and my vehicle are always the first Victim of any strike, bundh .

I can take 15 people inside my tuk tuk.

Now all above experiences and facts are based on the blogger's fictional truth, any information detailed might be because the blogger loves the autorickshaws and yes as always please read my disclaimer.Cyu all soon :D

55 FiCtIon - DaMn HeR

Hi Amigos, hope everyone remember me... me the cartoonist away from blogs ville for quite a while playing the busy boy(ok ok man) game.... ll be back with my mokai and blade jokes... till then ensoi my 55er :) ... take care.. Happy weekend!

Stealthily he approached her ,Hand was his biggest weapon
She deserved it for she preyed on so many men
She was there every day, sleepless nights because of her
Now his friend?!! He decided to put an end to this
Could see her silhouette in the dark, as she approached his friend
He smashed the "mosquito "

VaLeNtInE

Before everyone start wondering what the title has anything to do with the picture, its a token of cupid and you will understand once you read the whole post ( I can make my readers read the whole post!)

Now there are various means of expressing desire... err... love. On Feb 14 Lloyd Floyd jumped 10k feet from the plane to prove his cupid smitten love, only to find that someone has picked his girl already during the wait. Chriz even tried to change his red u*****r(kids read my blog too) to impress his opposite house kelavi (old woman) . Fortunately he found out it was a kelavan(old man) not a kelavi. I have been approached by various girls anywways with letters of love, only to have ask me pass the letter on to my friends.

My neighbour Kid ( 7th standard fella.... nickie as "M") is a quite smart lad and one day he came upto me and said he is deeply in Love with the girl by the street end. Shocked,

Me : "Dei , what is Love?"

Kid : " Love is Kiss" . Double shock. I tried to put some sense by explaining its only for adults and not for kids. But he kept insisting me to say what the difference is and so I started elobarating

Me : " Love is like Puri, as you put it in the Oil & Butter of maya it turns happy and fluffy, but once you take it away, it shrinks" I asked him if he understood anything?

Kid : " I want Puri now" , so I had to take him to Saravana Bhavan to stop his hunger!!

Another fine day he wrote a love letter and brought it to me, said I need to give it to his ladylove. I quite got annoyed but curious i opened the envelope. It had a letter and a YO-YO which was free for Boost but he had half the "free with boost" scratched off.
The letter :

Anbe(Dear),

I really mess(miss) you in scool, so i want to tell one secret.

" Love is like Puri , you put in oil and it come out big or small. Big my Love...small also my Love. Eat with Kurma or masala. "

So tick the correct answer

Do you love me?
Yes------> ( kiss for you)
No-------> ( no puri for you) .

I really got half funny and scared. So to humor him i said " Kiss is a very sensitive issue and blah blah blah " , I got three taps from behind , turned around to see the Kid's elder sister glaring at me. Obviously she overheard my kissing detail. "Nice" I said to myself.

The kid's sister tied Rakhi ( Not Rakhi Sawant ...!) 6 months in advance to me. My crush on her crushed!Coming back to the Kid's love story, hmmm he did propose to her after a couple of years and they live happily ever after. They can be spotted in most of the Saravana Bhavan outlets in Chennai eating Puri. Doesn't mean am very old, he was 7 i was 17 so technically now he is 17 and am ...... OK fine! Hey Magesh, hope i haven't revealed your identity....oops!Happy Belated Valentine's day everyone! :D

2009 & 2010

Every one takes up resolutions for the new year, then I thought if Chriz can take up new resolutions and follow em, then so can I :D , 2 0 1 0 is indeed special it resembles my marks in college, well single digit in each subject actually.

2009 was a funny year, well almost all the years have been funny for me , so a lil of the past and future titbit's around me

I realised how easy is it to be jobless at work and how hard is it to act like being busy at work
I came to know that wearing same colour t shirts with your buddies also makes people think you might be gay

I found out Amy Winehouse is not some inspirational speaker and peace maker

I realised that Pepperoni is primarily of meat and Pepperoni Pizza is not made of Pepper :(.

I also realised that self goal in football does not count and will not be tolerated.

I will bully a kid only after checking am safe to run and not surrounded by his friends.

I will never play cricket with street kids, could not afford losing another match.

I realised TV shows are not just soaps, serials and more like Wife Swapping, who is the father of this child, Take me out .... gulp!

Calories!!!! I made my mind , that I'll will not buy any more chocolate cakes, chocolates to be weight conscious but ,rather eat them when it comes as free.

Great saying :

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
-Anonymous

Hmm I guess this is enough of my rantings and gimmicks for the 2009 year , am looking for a year 2010 with lots of work and I promise my blog readers ll try to humor them with my funny bone and not ask them to laugh in the name of slicing their ears. Take care everyone and wish you a super year with God's immense blessing.

ViJaY tHe JuMpEr!

***Quite a lengthy post on hazardous stuff, pls be ready to wear laughter masks!*****

He is the next in line to be the superstar, that's his assumption of course. He is called as the Ilayathalapathy(young general) again by himself , but folks here use him as to threaten kids to sleep early and eat properly, otherwise make the kids watch movie. Why am i writing this post?.because i was hunted by the Hunter(vettaikarn - his new movie).

For all non-Tamil readers, its OK, consider you are lucky to have survived this foray. I have a question for all the readers, Its about jumping .How long can anyone jump? Have heard that Mike Powell is the current world record holder for the 8.95m leap, Our Anju Bobby George has her record at 6.74(if statistics are wrong, blame google search index , took some time to search it) , so lets say that's the max an Indian can jump. So hope everyone agrees.

Well people let me introduce you to what our country might have missed in Olympics and World championships!

Here is the Kuruvi Jump, those who need to practice need to deposit 5lakh rupees to the blog owner's account for a special training. Interested participants will be given a exclusive training from one and only Vijay himself! well in the later half of the video he actually runs and jumps on to the train then, thats the twist , so he does not land on the train directly :).

To brief more about our Hero, recently he was honoured the legendary Doctorate for which our hero assumed it had to do something with the treatment for the disease he had and did not turn up for the function, and the organisers had trouble in explaining that they are not taking him to the doctor for treatment.


Also he was the official ambassador for the Chennai Super Kings and he was quite ecstatic on being given this new post, but unfortunately his knowledge of cricket was quite little and he asked Dhoni for a chance in the cricket team by bribing with Nayanthara .

Let me quote the lyrics of his opening song featured in his new movie

Nan adicha thanga maata ,Naalu maasam thoonga maata
Modhi paaru veedu poi sera maata

It means

" If I hit you you will not be able to bear me, 4 Months you will not be able to sleep
Try to bully me and yu'll not reach home"

Well instead we can re-frame this as

" If I act you will not be able to bear me, 4 months you will not be able to sleep
Try to watch my movie and you are in Guinness"

Well , jokes apart he is a very good TOR (there is no ACT in the word) , and if you are a vijay fan, please do read my disclaimer before you jump on me!

My previous post was a tragedy basically its like it was because the previous night I was made to watch this movie. So forgive me if it was a disaster!

Happy New Year everyone!!...:D I'll let you all know my bunch of new year resolutions for 2010!

mE tHe BaBy HeRo & ThAnK YoU

Hey fellas, Unlikely of me to update my blog apart from a Friday, yet am tempted to post this. A Big thanks to all my Blog readers (especially my mokai inspiration Chriz Bro), who had the patience to read my posts all these days, somehow I caught the attention of Webneetech and they have featured my so called Interview CLICK HERE. As I mentioned earlier in one of my posts...am pretty bad at Interviews, but somehow I came up with much decent answers. Thanks to Anamika from Webneetech!

Luv yu all...thanks and keep lol'ing whist yu are here!

As mentioned in my previous post I have plenty of superpowers and one of them being my Memory, My memory is so blank that I can recall what happened when I was a 8 Month old baby.Just a small snapshot of myself :D

To become HaRy you need to be HaRy....and for that its little difficult for you all, as I began to read a lot ,even from my tender age...of 8 months. My flair for reading was soooo very impressive that I used to read every book near me For all Jealous babies out there, look at me reading(pic) , I know what all you kids would have done...Pulling strands of hair off your sister, wail right in your mom's ear, hold your bro's nose until they yell in pain,wetting bed (Chriz till date) but yes, am unique :) .

This photograph was taken when my neighbour Aunty brought her 6 month old baby girl to my home, So I realised girls fall for boys with high reading skills and I tried pretending to read the book and show off, until she crawled near me and turned my book, as I was holding it upside down. Nevertheless she was amazed at my Topsy turvy skills. Now am sure if my neighbourhood gal would not remember this as she does not hold super powers like me.

This picture is me...Yes It was supposed to be appearing for the Dabur Chyawanprash ad for intellectual babies.

RuN - 55 FiCtIoN #3

His eyes were burning, Headache as usual.

Enough, Still he had to run ..

They would come for him sooner or later
Everything appeared chaotic before him
He moved his tired hands
Clock chimed 4'o Clock
He checked and realised they still chased him
He ran the program
"CPF5672 : Query failed. " Sigh!

To all those late night working IT people out there... and am sure all are definitely being chased by the team of managers , now please don't smile sarcastically, includes me as well. I agree I gave an impression that I was jobless but those days are gone and blah blah blah...so i can talk endlessly without adding any meaning to it.

So Happy Working and Happy Weekend amigos.