55 Fiction - 2 oF uS

Ah lazy Sunday afternoon, I was going through all the blogs of my fellow bloggers and see that they have matured over time, leaving me far behind in what was supposed to be called as blogger world. So enough of this writers block already, I stood up and went down the hallway to take a refreshing bath to clear my mind before I start blog blahhing, well Chennai’s water shortage played spoilsport and so here am I yapping away this 55 fiction amidst all filth and freshness, so yes if this blog leaves you with absolute confusion… blame Chennai metro water

55- fiction – 2 of us

"We never seemed to like each other

Never could we agree on anything for we were bound by selfimposed morals

The world saw us as opposite pieces of God’s creation

Now after thousands of years

Chaos of greed has brought us together

We exist within you and I as one,

We are Good and Bad! "

Well, you may ask why the picture of "Lord of rings smeagol"? Who better than this weird looking amigo to describe the good and bad that lies deep within us! 

Right, the sun has really got into me now!! water... water...!

SaNtA BaNtA & 55eR

I studied in a christian school where Christmas celebration is bliss.Long back when I was a kid ( doesn't mean am old now) , during one Christmas eve I remember this particular comic incident and mega tragedy. My head PT master dressed up as Santa and started throwing in Chocolates to all the kids, as usual me a choc maniac grabbed as much as I can and tucked in my pocket. Once the bag of chocolates got over(though there were many kids), our Mr.Santa blasted HO HO HO across the hall.

So I gave idea to the kids that Santa has hidden a couple of chocolates in his tummy. So as the leader of the pack, we invaded Santa's stomach. I hate to tell how the red outfit changed in few mins. I had to come to school after Christmas as a token of love punishment - Cleaning the mess.

And a dumb 55er to keep you all lazy busy fizy dizzy .
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Rita turned around, Rahul was least bothered.

Rahul was full of dreams, Let him dream - angrily she took the weapon!

She would make him listen to her!

All her energy and shouting in vain,

She wanted to teach him a lesson!!

She moved to beat him

It was time!

BUZZZZ ! Rahul picked his school bag and left

Merry Christmas everyone :)

55 FiCtIoN - PuNcH

I have mastered the art of disappearing very easily. One of the reasons why I disappeared from the blogs ville for some time. My Dad used to take me to the exhibition when I was a kid and I used to hide somewhere .My Dad would go nuts in search of me. This went on for sometime until once, he did the same thing and I got scared to hell.

Because I watch a lot of Kollywood movies this is a masala kind of introduction to show the masses that am Back from rehab and will start to haunt and tickle you all.

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Chance ! This was his only chance

All his hard work , put to test

The punch could change his day

He lunged forward with fear,

His hands sweaty as they got ready to punch heavily

He looked at his target and strained his brain

A mental pressure than a physical one

He Punched the 4 digits on the ATM

"Invalid Pin"

55 FiCtIOn - DrEaDeD PaCkAgE !

Yet another 55 fiction which denotes am very jobless but quite busy at the same time.

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With great difficulty and, sweating profusely he completed his climb

The burden enormous enough to rip his pant apart!

The arc shaped package in front, haunted him

Fate as it was, He repented for developing it

He tried hiding it in vain..

But this was the reason, he had grabbed attention

His FAT STOMACH!
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For all my plump amigos, nothing wrong in being fat :)! Its why you stand apart... no offence meant though if some one did get annoyed, I would suggest to get angry at the blog author who is blabbering right now.

55 FiCtIoN - CrAsH

Most of you know what 55 fiction means. It means nothing, a bunch of letters formed into a set of words, compiled to a sentence and the sentence formed to a paragraph of good for nothing fiction which does not mean anything but something. If I dont stop here, no one will read the actual post... so go ahead read it pleaseee... dont mind me

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One Fine morning and a big CRASH

It was RED everywhere

Hell broke lose and there was complete chaos everywhere

Everyone ran around wild with fear

Recovery seemed very bleak

Some were screaming on the phone as well

It will be a day to forget for many

Headlines " Biggest Stock Market Crash of the year"

55 FiCtIon - DaMn HeR

Hi Amigos, hope everyone remember me... me the cartoonist away from blogs ville for quite a while playing the busy boy(ok ok man) game.... ll be back with my mokai and blade jokes... till then ensoi my 55er :) ... take care.. Happy weekend!

Stealthily he approached her ,Hand was his biggest weapon
She deserved it for she preyed on so many men
She was there every day, sleepless nights because of her
Now his friend?!! He decided to put an end to this
Could see her silhouette in the dark, as she approached his friend
He smashed the "mosquito "

sHe FiGhTs - 55 FiCtIoN - 2

Hello all, A big Sorry for not being around your blogs lately as it seems even I need to work someday and that daunting day has turned up :( , so ll be back with my blunt jokes and blogs, of course mokai comments meanwhile wrote my second attempt on 55 fiction, not sure if this was the way 55Fiction queen Shruti wud be impressed with (Shruti are yu reading this? )..anyways here it goes.

Oh and thanks for all the suggestions on Halloween costume, as my friend suggested I already looked like a Halloween geek , but anyways dressed up like Jack Sparrow, but in the end it looked like Crap Sparrow!

Note : 55 Fiction infers to fictional writings bounded to a maximum of 55 words.



"She Knew she was strong, she had to fight ,her mouth being her biggest weapon!

As the guy in white came with the deadly sharp monster, she braced and clenched her hands.

She opened her mouth and got ready, suddenly he stuck the sharpness inside her mouth, then he removed her decayed tooth."


Happy Weekend fellas!