cRaP tAlK...

We all shud have overheard so many conversations from the loo, today i was at the London Technology Center for a official work(ya..like u'd believe that) and i overheard a talk between two nerds( am damn sure they won't read this blog). It was actually some guy on a mobile phone, and it was quite funny. I was not able to make out what the other person on phone was asking/talking, so from this guy's response i just framed things up....of course and most of the conversation as well :)
( Phone rings)
Guy in loo(GL) : Hello Mate , you alrite? wha yu doin?
Guy from Phone(GP) : Me gud.. just hanging around yu know...what are yu doing?
GL : ..me alrite..and me ...ahem...err..kinda stuck in downloading something yu know.....
GP : Downloading that i know? what is that....?
GL : no no.... i mean you'd not know what am downloading,i'd rather not say what.... ok wat do yu want?
GP : Oh shit!!
GL : Wat? How the hell do you know?
GP : Know wat?? .. i stomped my foot here.. whats the matter with yu?
GL : Ha Ha....
GP : Ok, listen am waiting outside...come soon
GL : How the heck? Is that your shoes?...
GP : What do you mean? Am outside the building..Stop the crap and come out..
(At that moment, the bathroom cleaner appears magically and knocks on the door to inform every one to hussle out , as he had to clean)
Cleaner : Hello, anybody there...coming in..
GL : No No...can't come out now...wait!!
GP : Yu wont?? don't yu want the Lomofen's(Stomach upset pills)
Cleaner : Its late sir, come out!
FLUSH sounds....
GL comes out... i double with laughter!! and he stares at me red!
GP : Wha the noise?
GL : Nothing...My stomach!!
Ha Ha he ho... apparently the Guy in the phone from otherside should have come earlier :)!

Bathroom singers

Wonder how many of you actually sing in the bathroom, well am a World Class bathroom singer and have successfully been hit by soaps several times out of appreciation while singing in the hostel bathrooms.

For those who dont sing in the bathroom, please try it even if your voice is like a blade on the slate, it does come out well , as because of

the four walls closed in between produces a echo and a real haunting...err enchanting sound.

I remember this, as today being Sunday and a long shower definitely cools of my Ignited Mind(ho he ha), so i hit the shower and was no

t able to get this song outta my vocal chords - "Beat it" from MJ as i have been hearing his songs ever since he passed away .

I was yelling at the top of my voice holding the shower as if performing on a stage, when suddenly the water stopped. I was upbeat totally when i heard my friend shouting from outside that, he would not turn on the water unless i kept quiet, i realised he was my enemy and would do the same thing when he takes bath.

Anyways thats not the real stuff which i wanted to blog, it was another early morning during my final year days and i was taking bath( i do , i do...pls believe me for God's sake!) and as usual i was singing while taking bathe like this

... as most of you know all the guys hostel have as much as 10 bathrooms together with the roof open , so the next couple of doors can actually hear you out! So i was singing the song from Superstar's BAASHA - "Naa autokaraen, autokaraen..." , well as i reached my first stanza i was completely lost in my thoughts and imagining myself singing for very own superstar, i actually heard some one shout, but then i thought those were my fans asking for ONCE MORE....then i got this from the guy from next bathroom...

He had to throw the bucket from the next bathroom to shut me up..! well some people are always poramai(Jealous in tamil) of others... wat yu say?

1-gal-ka-2

Starring : Mr.T,Mr.S,Ms.J & me

An incident...err.. rather an accident may i call. Back in the history of college days, now it doesnt mean am old though, my frnd Mr.T & me used to hav a distant liking for a junior gal, she ain't greatfully my type , but the fact that he kept starin her daunted me and prompted me to do so...yeah we used to gape her, if thatsis what yu are asking, note : no bias in this statement pls... so it all started like this and my frnd used to JAW drop every time he looks at her and i was no RAMA either...

All was goin f9 when the other guy Mr.S (wud not prefer 2 mention the name, in case as am upbeat) came around blocking our path to detiny...err. we stillhave'nt spoken to her yet, though we now were in the final year. S came around askin us if we were the morons who were behind her, and yeah..boldly we said after a brief hmmm, He said, the last one to speak her is a JACKASS...well, we did wonder if this guy is really gonna show us the mud. All around the week, he kept littering behind her and sending clear notions of chaos in our heart!! FYI he has'nt spoken to her yet, but all was well with them , the eye to eye contactand waves passing thru with Ilayaraja songs were his clear signs.So we had an assumption that, he clearly has shown us the dirt..

Then occured the D-Day, it was the usual electronics exhibition and Mr.S was rathen keen this is gonna b his day , as he and the gal in same dress, we calledit a mere coincidence crap and he said its the so called destiny.... Much to our amusement her dumb(he he) project was rejected and she was all raining tears when we went past the classrooms alone.With the thought of soothing and bringing Solace to her tears and(of course tryin the hero gimmick) me and Mr.Twere arguing as to who shud go first to do that...but here comes Mr.S bullying us and saying that move our dumbos, am her hero....."wha the crap" is all we cudcurse....

He then asked her in his best romatinc divinely tone..." Whats the matter dear,whoz the staff who rejected yur sci-fi project", " Don't worry, am there tobring an other one", we sat in horror as his words kept comin out like some hiku love quotes, but then came the Truth... she said to him " Anna, will you really help..thank you Anna, wat a gesture on a Raksha-Bandan is this from yu"........Ms.J said this!!!

Maadu - Hari Venky

Maadu - Hari Venky

The name implies everything. He is the Backbone of our class room and has a rare character to withstand anything including large number of insults that he faces in daily life. He is a sapaduholic( foodholic) and munches up everything that comes across him. He has a very rare physique , and incredibly his brain is very small and has much of it covered with food and the restwith a lot of affection for friends ;-) .


Now coming directly to the topic, he is very gooood in cricket and so gooood that he only umpires during the matches (actuallty we dont allow him to play, because if he gets out he does not give the bat back)so we always put him as the umpire by praising him saying that " mache, you only can solve any issues when both teams fight during a match, so please as yu are the best" and as i said he has less brainhe agrees immediately.

At this instance he was sooo excited and the first ball was bowled by Mr.S(http://ribtickle.blogspot.com/2009/04/1gal-ka3.html) . But it was just a sec after the ball was released from his hand and wud not even have reached the batsmanby which Mr.Venky had declared Six. check the Pic. so much for gooood umpiring ;-(

Unfortunately he was in the 4th floor of our hostel and i was right beneath his room, so am one of the victims of Maadu quakes! Whenever there was an announcement for phonecalls for him, the whole hostel used to brace themselves as he wud run(err rather thunder) away to the fone thereby his giant steps can be heard early mornings. Plus when some one brings food of course.

He is an excellent secret keeper and can keep anything within him for a DAY/NIGHT. He comes to me and tells me something and he wud have done the same to the rest of our group,but telling each one not to reveal it to anyone else . Once Karthi did inform Venky that he has been engaged and have not told anyone else and to keep it as a secret. But the next day he had told me and everyone else,the traditional line" dai, yarkitayum solatha, ana.....(please dont tell anyone that.....) . Eventually one of us had asked Karthi and he was aghast !! But some how everyone feels comfy and ends up telling most of thesecret stuff only to him.

    He is best known as Hari Venkatesh B.E , but if yu ask him the abbreviation of BE he will reply promptly as Bachelor Of Education!!!! thats wat he said once when applying for HSMP ;)


There was this gal by name Hema in our college..(Hema if you are reading this , i know yur married, but no harm done!). well, she was more of the cupid side of Venky, at least we used to tease as suchWell why we started teasin him with her is still a unsolved mystery though there are many theroies for that one of them being that both of them belonged to the same batch during practical sessions and it startedthere, but the widely known theory is the "Konjunduu Theory" (A little bit, theory).


Was another day when as usual Hema being a day scholar had bought home made food and Venky as usual was stealing food from lunch boxes, but he eats little from each box to avoid suspicion, he felt Hema's Biryani was soo good and during lunch time, she was eating and he went over to her and asked her some. She did give him,but then after some time as usual he felt so hungry and all she had was a Munch chocolate and so he started to plead to her," Hema Konjunduu hema, Konjunduu..." in a very very mushy and a romantic tone.. not sure if it was for the chocolate or her!! We bet its one stone and two mangoes. He is better known by this widely... ;-)

All these cartoons apart, he is such a caring person and wud risk anything for friends. He can laugh without even a joke and that wud make us double with laughter. He does have another name as "Baby", becauseof his so much of innocence and baby like character. I admire him as such a easy going guy and definitely i wud not lose him at any cost. I have my word on it.

There is however one good foto of me and jaanu(dats how i call him) , which i had to dig to find as there are hardly any decent fotos of us... ;)


There will be a part of this episode so keep watching this space closely for more cartoons ;-)

Mike Vayan(mouth) - Gokul

Well, to this day there are true cartoonists in the real world, totally unrevealed though!! obviously i thought blogs are the only means i can relate their greatness and thanks , that wud be my trouble & frnds  for the rest of my life...without them wud make my life a hollow willow.  Here are the list of them from college and how  they shot to glory with their mouth and funny bones...be it @ college or afterdat... 

   Mike Vayan(mouth) - Gokul...     As the name depicts its LOUD & CLEAR !! he mite hav swallowed an Amplifier in his tender age, either that or all of his food and energy intakes produce  only sound (wud rather call it as noise, else my frnds wud mind!) . Hez indeed well known for his loud mouth and a clown without a disguise if yu ask. More abt him, yea he did

 do some good things as in college like arranging Industrial Visits (so called!) and never in reality we came across industries , plus as usual he was our Voice only being his voice is as above normality.

   He has too many names , all which rose to the occasion perhaps洵 he he.... and the last thing on earth tell a Secret, which  might be the next announcement on Kongu Radio! And for the lovelife of his, its the only damn secret that he kept...not until last month we made him booze to an extent that he had to blurt it as well :)    Now to do some justice to the title of this dumb blog..., let me quote some of the notable sayings of thiru great Mike vayan itself..

It was another treat day and the scapegoat being Siva , when we were feasting more on Siva's wallet rather than the sake of hungerpangs, as usual it was all the gallata when Mike vayan was craving for icecreams...he said "Boss, oru(one) Fruit n nut Sunday" , for a sec we all sat wondering whaaaa?? and then realised he wanted to say "Boss, oru(one) Fruit n nut Sundae" ...the waiter could do nothing other than burst into laughing..... ho boy half the drinks

 went in vain!! that added in history as well..    

                       (this is where he worked he he)

      There are many more famous sayings but epitomes always speaks loud and i tend to write only the best outta the lot, Mr.Mikevayan did by somehow after a lot  soapwashes to his manager , managed to get an Onsite oppurtunity and fatefully to UK indeed!! That was durin my brief stint in UK, was another windy Sunday, when Jaga, Gokul & me were wondering where to head next after a heavy meal in East Ham.. Mr.Gokul was always the railways expert among us, if you cud just check his irctc.co.in account he wud hav tickets booked worth rs.35k, no wonder and he fancied himself as the expert and wanted to show off that hez no left out in UK underground as well,there he went and asked a policeman after a lot of mustering the so-called-English accent of his (remember Sunday!!) "Excuse me, where can i find the Railway busstand",

Boy yu shud hav seen the Policeman Blink in wonder!, he shud hav thought us like a bunch of hard earned comedians. We cud'nt help but laugh our stomach out....from then on he never wud brag abt Railways as he always used to...all he cud think was " is there a Railwaystation or a Railwaystand" ...LOL   

I forgot to add...he is very popular admist girls and they always flock around him...in fact sometimes they get so possesive on him that they do this...

In real world he is the best guy to talk with and if there s a single soul who will be able to pull up a fight and find fault, then am ready to bet anything... such a sweet character he is!Am totally amazed by helping tendency...he cares so much for his friends....!!!