sTaTe Of ArT - WoRk OuT

The mention of two words send sparks, fear, hype and all other exclamation across the world. one - Obesity and the other HaRy. This post is not going to be about the second word as most of the blog readers would skip to the next famous post otherwise. Obesity can result in a wide range of diseases like " bending down and still not being able to see your own shoe" , " No special carriers for theme park rides" .

Now work out is the best way to shed some calories and money.There are numerous fitness centers,gyms, all over the city. And 1 out of 7 people hit the gym. But do you do it right? Where there is a will there is a way. Not sure why I put that in, for a moment I thought I was writing an inspirational post. Anyways there is a procedure for everything and so does the work out regime.

Before I explain the procedure let me introduce Saraku (booze) alias Saravanan. He belongs to the humble Adyar guys room. He works in a tube light company or otherwise WIPRO as a idle Manager. His part time activities include travelling back and forth to office, inspirational speeches to "The great walls of Adyar" and also room account maintenance. Lately he has taken up working out as the prime interest and his passion has driven him haywire. Way enough to make a video for all the fitness aspirants around the world.

I gave him an idea to publish on my blog considering the popularity I have (or rather gain). So before you watch this video, please I warn you "THE STUNTS PERFORMED IN THIS VIDEO ARE COMPILED BY EXPERT COMEDIAN" , the author is not responsible for any biceps or six pack which may result in after this terror.

Please share your comments once you have made your workout fruitful after watching this video.

Do you do it right then?

SaNtA BaNtA & 55eR

I studied in a christian school where Christmas celebration is bliss.Long back when I was a kid ( doesn't mean am old now) , during one Christmas eve I remember this particular comic incident and mega tragedy. My head PT master dressed up as Santa and started throwing in Chocolates to all the kids, as usual me a choc maniac grabbed as much as I can and tucked in my pocket. Once the bag of chocolates got over(though there were many kids), our Mr.Santa blasted HO HO HO across the hall.

So I gave idea to the kids that Santa has hidden a couple of chocolates in his tummy. So as the leader of the pack, we invaded Santa's stomach. I hate to tell how the red outfit changed in few mins. I had to come to school after Christmas as a token of love punishment - Cleaning the mess.

And a dumb 55er to keep you all lazy busy fizy dizzy .
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Rita turned around, Rahul was least bothered.

Rahul was full of dreams, Let him dream - angrily she took the weapon!

She would make him listen to her!

All her energy and shouting in vain,

She wanted to teach him a lesson!!

She moved to beat him

It was time!

BUZZZZ ! Rahul picked his school bag and left

Merry Christmas everyone :)

55 FiCtIoN - PuNcH

I have mastered the art of disappearing very easily. One of the reasons why I disappeared from the blogs ville for some time. My Dad used to take me to the exhibition when I was a kid and I used to hide somewhere .My Dad would go nuts in search of me. This went on for sometime until once, he did the same thing and I got scared to hell.

Because I watch a lot of Kollywood movies this is a masala kind of introduction to show the masses that am Back from rehab and will start to haunt and tickle you all.

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Chance ! This was his only chance

All his hard work , put to test

The punch could change his day

He lunged forward with fear,

His hands sweaty as they got ready to punch heavily

He looked at his target and strained his brain

A mental pressure than a physical one

He Punched the 4 digits on the ATM

"Invalid Pin"

55 FiCtIOn - DrEaDeD PaCkAgE !

Yet another 55 fiction which denotes am very jobless but quite busy at the same time.

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With great difficulty and, sweating profusely he completed his climb

The burden enormous enough to rip his pant apart!

The arc shaped package in front, haunted him

Fate as it was, He repented for developing it

He tried hiding it in vain..

But this was the reason, he had grabbed attention

His FAT STOMACH!
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For all my plump amigos, nothing wrong in being fat :)! Its why you stand apart... no offence meant though if some one did get annoyed, I would suggest to get angry at the blog author who is blabbering right now.