Thursday, July 22, 2010

ThE OnE WiTh ThE PrOpOsAl



Each one has a different way of proposing. I strained my Kidney to think and find out the ways in which different people would propose. This is going to be a stupid post don't blame me for not reading my disclaimer.Then again all my posts are stupid and you guys read it, so never mind.

Terror Romeo Rajendran


For all Tamil speaking fans am sure you know the rhyme language of TR, here goes

I want to say
am not gay

I am sitting on a stove
so give me my love

You might look like my sister
But i want to be your mister

I might look like a gorilla
But i will take care of you don't worryla
if you say no then i will try for Shakelaaaaaaa

my son might be arasan (King)
but i want to be your purusan ( hubby)

Surya might have six pack
but none can beat my bag pack


ChRiZ
Chronicwriter and mokai man

What Love? I am in love with my red underwear already, then what. Poda pani(pig in tamil).

Sundaram ( King of English speaking)
Co inventor of Unexpected Power Supply (UPS)



I wand do make love to you, please do love me, all my life I think this thought in my mind, so please give me the pirst (f) love.


GoKuL ( Ace in Punctuation and Grammar) Pattasu


Dear, whether I am in love with you Don't think. others love you. more than My love, compared to others is nothing. Please like sundaram i also love you. Don't you love he? is also in love with . Accept!!

He meant to say,
Dear,am I in love with you? Don't think others love you more, my love. Its nothing compared to mine.
Please, like sundaram I also love you. Don't you love? He is also in love with someone.

SoIn


I freeee... love freeeee.... you freeee...

( I love his blogs so if he is angry then expect a dozen of swear words post from him).

HaRy
As I approach Penny ,the mood turns into a frenzy romantic mood with a background Ilayaraja song, I wear my branded Adidas shoes , Pepe Jeans and Red Polo shirt with an Oakley coolers. I stepped up to her to use all the words I learnt in GRE classes. Penny whirled around and looked at me and said " Two large Chicken Pizza's please".

Any of you have proposal stories? please do share the eggs & tomatos you had!

53 comments:

Amity said...
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Amity said...

Wahahahaha....HarY oh Hary...I understand only a few things in your post but you made me laugh....ha ha ha ha....:P

Insignia said...

Hahahahaha. I loved the rhyming and the next best is soin. FREE!!!

Hahahaha.. Nice one. And Hary! it seems you did not concentrate in your GRE classes!!

Lichi said...

ha ha... i've got tons of something similar... and i've blogged them too.. not as fun as you though

http://theparanormalguy.blogspot.com/search/label/chat

SG said...

Nice and easy to read post
Don't need a nost

Harini said...

I have never been proposed.

soin said...

i will make sure i do propose like that. now find a me a good girl.free

CATGIRL said...

this time i seriousssly lovve ur blog outlook.where did u get that BACKGROUND from??
and the post is sooo funny..n the title bunda is also handsome ;PPPP

chitra said...

Loved the T.Rajendar style dialogue.You have awesome brain ..oopps...kidney.:)

chitra said...

Loved the T.Rajendar style dialogue.You have awesome brain ..oopps...kidney.:)

HaRy!! said...

~Amity... sorry yaar... mostly local language eh!..just to make it more amusing!

~Bindu... i never went to a GRE class!...:)

HaRy!! said...

~Lichi... sure i got to check it out!

~SG...watsa nost??:)

HaRy!! said...

~harini...wat abt yu?? who hav yu proposed:)

~soin...bro na ena mama va :) ! but i will confirm after checkin my resources!

HaRy!! said...

~Catgirl..piyzam...:)! title courtesy ..friends!!

~Chitra...Thank TR ...!!!not me!

SG said...

Your post is so easy to read it does not require NOST (National On Site Training). My way of trying to rhyme with "post".

Lichi said...

thanks :)

nishu said...

nice post .. read comments on youtube videos sometime, u will find ur imagination taking a life form

Shas said...

Am glad, finally you accepted that your posts are STUPID and we are even more stupid to read them.

Sensible
Talented
Unique
Person
In
Demand

Need i say more how stupid you are :D

Nithya said...

ha ha ha ha.. :) super :)I am not able to choose the best.. All of them are equally funny :) ha ha ha

Shalini said...

Lol...Was ROFL when I read what you wrote for Soin..he is going to KILL you. :P

Got this msg from a friend-
Boy-"Hey are you Google?"
Girl-No.Why?
Boy-"You have everything I have been searching for". :P

My friend is a total tapori types...so she goes to this guy and says "Hi, Im xyz, you have nice eyes btw. Wanna be my boyfriend? Its cool if not, I do have a hundred guys running after me"...she said all this in Hindi...so it went like..
"Hi...nice eyes...boyfriend banna hai to bata nai to aur bhi bohot hain mere peeche."
It was really fun...and to top it all, the guy said yes! LOL!

Ayswarya said...

hehehe super :) i thought u wud mention abt my english... btw who is that gal ??

HaRy!! said...

~SG.... me one big mokai.. yu are my thatha in mokai :)

~Nishu.. sure mate! thanks for the advice

HaRy!! said...

~Shas... glad someone agrees! well again.. the readers as well!

~Nithya... koool!! they sure are!

HaRy!! said...

~Shalini... well I already told Soin... so free :)! he he..kool guy he is so no worries! plus thats a lousy way to propose.. and it worked in the end!! ha hahah! nice one!

~Ayswarya... unake ithu over ah ila? I wud hav.. but no clue giving! :)who penny is

Peneloppe said...

my boy!!! I dont eat chicken !!! hehe :)

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

the rhyming was fyning.. bugger i cant rhyme ...
so the rhyming was good

and oh yes i did so many proposals funnily enough none for through i guess it was the way i went

punjabi style IMAGINE This ME

in my nice Jeans, a BLue shirt, and a blue turban , (the shirt and turban ahd to MATCH always)... big long moustaches nicely curled with lots of GEL , beard nicely trimmed ..

On my bullet 350, which is nicely polished, along with a few more friends dug dug dug dug ... ride up to a beautiful girl, stop there

"OYE Kudiye".. she is alreayd half dead ready to scream

Then one hand on my moustache.. looking deep into her eyes ..

"KIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN"...

"THEEK HAIN".. and out comes one mate to say

"BIKRAM LOvES (Pronounced loBBes) YOU (pronounced JUuuu).. JU OK.."

can anyone beat THIS STYLE now.. DARE YA...

HaRy!! said...

~Penny... Its the mokai thought that counts... yu and yur mokai giving !

HaRy!! said...

~Penny... Its the mokai thought that counts... yu and yur mokai giving !

HaRy!! said...

~Bikram...ho man... i laughed crazy at yur comment... i had to imagine like Saif in the Love aaj kal movie :)wud hav been quite a performance!! ha ha but yu never said the outcome sir... kya hua??

Bikramjit said...

outcome the same as usual.. the girl is so terrified she runs away

or next day she has her brothers or male member on my throat..

and we spent the 4 -5 years of college SINGLE... :)

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

LOL good 1...Better luck next time...n please teach me the words tht u learnt in GRE classes n were to use t woo her...mayb I will have a hatke way of proposing a guy :P

viddhi said...

hahahaaa ...hilarious ... !!

i especailly liked the "I want to say
am not gay

I am sitting on a stove
so give me my love

You might look like my sister
But i want to be your mister

I might look like a gorilla
But i will take care of you don't worryla
if you say no then i will try for Shakelaaaaaaa

my son might be arasan (King)
but i want to be your purusan ( hubby)

Surya might have six pack
but none can beat my bag pack"

good work !
happy blogging :) !

Sat_hi_sh said...

lolz !!!
the proposals rock man ,esp the T.R proposal ,he would definitely be proud of ur rhyme :D

Being Pramoda... said...

Hmmmmm...FOr me, hary can never be replaced... heheeheh..:) wat u eat everyday??? how can u write so funny posts?? give me some tips plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

enjoyed very much..esp of chronic writer..:) hhehe

Madhu said...

my amma says that my eng sucks...guess i shud give her a reality check showing u guys..:P

suruchi said...

Hi Hary...
Two large chicken pizza’s despite the Polo, Oakley, Adidas n stuff...
Tch, tch...some people have too many expectations...
Lol post..as always:-)

Shesha Chaturvedi said...

LOLZZ
I loved two things here.. One is the first poem, and the second one is Bikramjeet's comment! Loved the blog harry. Hilarious :D

Naarya said...

ha!! ha!! sundaram and soin's were the best ! :D

HaRy!! said...

~Naarya.. he he.. i knw

~Shesha.. waitin 4ur comments actually!.. ha ha yes i know its actually a weird sense and not poem :)

HaRy!! said...

~Madhu....some of us realized lately what we learnt abt english.. despite being taught from lkg :)

~Suruchi... yeah yeah make all the fun yu want... but we make fun and get backfired all the time!

HaRy!! said...

~Satish...sure he will be, as am a dead fan of TR

~Prams... common me just writing alaga(telugu la) , just the stupid thoughts in my mind come in the form of a blog thats all :) think sarcasm and done..ha ha

HaRy!! said...

~G3.. why do you want some one to ask yu" excuse me two 12" chicken pizza's " ?? :)...i got that with my GRE english!

~Viddhi... thanks for visitin my blog :) cyu arnd :)

shyam said...

sundaram anna and gokula anna.. he ll be back by next month.. be ready with stumps and hockey sticks!!! we ll give a blast.. ;) ;)
rei ,, TR , VIJAYKATH , .. then in the list sundaram and gokul eh ??
he he hee.. those who know sundaram and gokul would have enjoyed this post much better .. like me.. ;) ;)
So when is the next ??

Nazish Rahman said...

hahaha...man that was funny !!

sm said...

lol
very nice

CutePriya said...

ha...ha...ha...this is so damn funny...

Shesha Chaturvedi said...

Hahaha i wish i had some funny proposing style to share with you here.. :P

wise donkey said...

TR was too good:D

HaRy!! said...

~Shyam.. Sundaram and gokul will read it thrice before they understand it :)... anyways the next post is abt gokul as well .. he he

~Shesha...yu dont? :) or yu don't want to?? :P

HaRy!! said...

~Cutepriya... thnkqqqq !

~Wise donkey... as always!

HaRy!! said...

~NR... he he i knw!!

~Sm....thnkq matey

Sunakshi said...

ROFLMAO awesome rhyme. :D :P

I enjoyed the post :D

pallavi said...

ROFL!! This was a laughter riot, hary. The 'pirst love' dialogue was classic ;-)