Thursday, July 15, 2010

aDiDas - iMpoSsIBlE iS NoThInG


Sachin, Beckham, Sania Mirza, Broad.. the list goes on. Yes they were/are the brand ambassadors of the billion dollar German company Adidas.The caption Impossible is nothingcan easily be related to these stars,considering their hard work and stardom. But gradually Adidas realised they need to concentrate on personalities who match the caption, so they are in talks to sign off some of the real" Impossible to Possible" makers.


No 3 : Spectrum Raja



Raja... as the name suggests The King, and indeed he has proved that! Raja is the Environmental minister(supposedly the telecoms minister) who sold 2G spectrum at the price of Bread. Well when we have been hearing about MP's fraudulent activities for years and the usual figures are always in Crore's, but finally after all these years we have a winner , the scam almost a % of National GDP (60k crore..now stop counting the Zeroes, I gave up a while ago). Clearly a powerful contender for "Impossible is Nothing" , So Adidas approached Raja with a reasonable price, but Raja astonishingly agreed to sport the gear for 10rs. Well under the table is a headache, which the German giant is not aware. Earlier he was referred as Jungle Raja, then DMK Raja and now Spectrum Raja


No 2 : pAuL tHe OcToPuS... Fortune teller




For those of you who think that octopuses are nothing more than a 8 legged monster,Think again. Introducing Paul the fate decider. Over 50 years of football, and football has always been the show stealer during every world cup, but this year the Parrot and the Octopus stole the show. In India we do Holy Yagams for our cricket team to play well (in the pubs,clubs,with people's feeling) , the level of belief has gone to the next step. Paul's prediction finally paid off and he is now retiring, tired of the kicking he had to do. Adidas tried to design a footwear impressed by the Impossible prediction by Paul,but to their dismay Paul picked Nike. Poor Adidas should have sticked to designing footwear for sportstars. After watching all this I am now naming a price of 10k paise for the Octopus and if the owners are ready to sell, then am game for it. But only for 2 years as Paul is due to expire 2012 before the next football.


No 1 : Alfie the Oldest DAD


As we are all Adults (except me),I take this daring step to introduce Alfie Patten. For those who think he is just an other 13 year old, nope he is the father of Maisie Roxanne. Adidas tried to rope in with millions of Pounds with a lot of Tax waiver, but poor Alfie hardly knows how much nappies cost, does not even understand the word TAX. Now the question is will they join the same school together? If Maisie cries and so does Alfie, then its as Father as Kid!! Surely this deserves to be the first in "Impossible is Nothing" Category. For in a small part of India when the Biology teacher started the class with the lesson " Reproduction... organs..", blah blah.. the kid shut his ears saying " Siva Siva". The kid is now the great blogger of this post. ( Note : No sarcasm means truth) . Anyways hope Maisie ( baby of Alfie ) does not get married before Alfie does. Check the video for a exclusive interview with the Father of the Millennium. Oh and Happy Father's day :) !


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EOx2A_qVQg&feature=related

Oh and I forgot to mention, I declined the offer from Adidas long time ago.

33 comments:

Bikramjit said...

but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY how cud you do that , decline the offer, it would have been good to see you in the outfit shouting IMPOSSIBLE TO POSSIBLE :) he he ok not so good a joke ..

hmmm RAJA wow, mera bharat mahaan .. there we praise the people who can do the biggest scam, waiting for someone to outdo him now with a 100K.. so let the GAMES BEGIN.. Oh maybe we can ask the octupus to predict who can outdo this time .. I am sure a lot of ministers are working vigourously getting the scams ready :)

Divya said...

I admire your courage to decline the offer !

Sameera said...

Creativity at its best!! ROFL!!!!
Psst. btw there is a Kamanna frog in our campus that is hoping to be approached by ADIDAS too. What it does..? Predicts campus relationship failures! LOL!!

Mahesh Kalaal said...

I was waiting for ur post....
and yes you didnt disappointment me...

You did it again ... impossible is nothing

Insignia said...

Awesome Hary. You are getting into the grove now!!

I so loved it. Quite a research. I remember reading this YOUNGEST DAD thing some time back. I was like wheres this world going to!!

anyway, you are THE MAN. You declined offer from Adidas :-P

Harini said...

The day i read about that i was like wth but my dad found it nt so quite amusing. Anyways, why did u decline the offer?

chitra said...

Amusing and interesting......

HaRy!! said...

~Bikram... well I declined that offer to several reasons, like yu know I got offers from Nike, then sahara, wills and if i dont stop then probably yu wont visit my blog again :)

~sameera...Boy, yu shud hav told this earlier... worth a mention

HaRy!! said...

~Divya... :)

~Mahesh... waiti for yur comments mate!

HaRy!! said...

~Bindu.. elam unga training than! :) ya that was horrible... 13 vaysala i was just playing football, this pellow playing with gals!

~Harini...well eh!!!

~Chitra.. thats all i know

Sat_hi_sh said...

Raja is the best bet :)
seriyana post sare ,you could have added more contenders na ,why couldn't you continue it in the next post :)

Nazish Rahman said...

Lovely post ya...simply enjoyed reading it!! If Raja was to b the brand ambassador for Adidas then i just wonder what would the brand value be...lol!!

Rajlakshmi said...

you declined that offer!!! ROFL impossible is nothing :D
the boy is so cute... what came over him huh....

SG said...

Nice post. I can also qualify. Who said nothing is impossible. I have been doing nothing for the last 20 yeras.

Amity said...

declined the offer? oh, HaRy, my HaRy...you're maybe contented to just tickle ribs without earning any single cent of compensation from it...? well, blogging does not give inocme at all not unless to put adsense into your page...:-)

and yes, what is "Siva, siva"...am alien to it...:P true!

Madhu said...

hey i did not know about that Oldest dad thing..err youngest?
Paul is a hero.I kinda want to buy him.How much will he cost?
Adidas offer u declined? Unakke too muchaaa teriyala? :P

Naarya said...

U definitely have gone mad. The last bit was too good.

HaRy!! said...

~NR...Well Raja is spectrum Raja, jumping raja and super raja....! :)!

~Satish... neenga than sareeee.. athu rite... we cud hav added more!

HaRy!! said...

~Rajlakshmi...amanga...i declined offer because I got a better offer in nike, reebok and microsof!

~SG...well then am the leader of the pack

HaRy!! said...

~Amity...sorry abt that mate... siva siva means... OMG... i am an innocent guy who does not understand adult language

~Madhu..amanga oldest thing no....its just sarcastic youngest dad! i declined yes!

HaRy!! said...

~Naarya...am always mad!

SatyU said...

Lol!! :D :D
Nice post.
But what made you to write all this stuff?? :O
I mean who on earth would get such a crazy idea? :| :P

Takecare
Cya! :)

kanagu said...

ungalala mattum than serious matter la kooda comedy sekka mudiyuthu :) :)Under the table matter super :)

Enjoyed the post :)

Remya said...

Lol.
Dayemn it.
Where am I in the top three?
:P

Shalini said...

Noooooooooooooo...you declined!! OMG!! Somebody give me water...pleeeaseee.
I louv Paul!! But I'd vote for you before him!!

Being Pramoda... said...

Hey Hary.. hhehe.. achaa.. u declined the offer?? pls recommend me yaa.. heheheh..:)

Octopus is the best choice.. i vote..:) and the caricatures were toooooo good like your writings..:) enjoyed this Hary..:)

Makk said...

you have been tagged.

Thousif Raza said...

you are as cool as ever hary.... :) nice post... loved the sarcasm in the spectrum raja :)

and thx for the lovely comments on my blog :)

take care and keep writing..........

Arjit Srivastava said...

Enjoyed the damned post! =))

HaRy!! said...

~Satyu.. well crazy ppl actually.. so not me :)

~Arjit...kool mate!

HaRy!! said...

~Kanagu... Machi namaku mokai potu potu vera yethuvuma theriyala!

~Remya...anything but spectrum.. yu dont wanna b hated!

HaRy!! said...

~Thousif... wlcum buddy!!:) yu sure are one of the gooody bloggers!

~Makk.. long time no se huh!

HaRy!! said...

~Shalini... yu want to be branded eh? :)

~Prams.. thankz pram.. luvd yur comments!!