Tuesday, May 18, 2010

eNgLiSh....!


The language English evolved during the earlier days of humanity. To this day it remains the official spoken language of the world. English as my Thala Rajinikath says "I can walk English,I can talk English..." and so it has been bent to the necessity. Leave alone the accents and Colloquial style of it there are other clowns in the world who have formatted it in a vivid way. Some of them

T. Rajendar ( Terror Romeo Rajendar)

Half of my non-Tamil speaking friends, please forgive me to introduce him. He is a Romeo of all sorts and truly the heart throb of the girls.His aduku mozhi ( so called rhythmic pattern) is a very common disease in Tamil Nadu and one of the reasons why all this Punch dialogues evolved. Just look at the video and you will understand why, enough blogs have been written about him , so I'd rather refrain from boring you guys.





video



Sundaram ( from the post - My Amigos) English

My Dear most friend of all time, his English has evolved and sent tremors up to New England. The important aspect in his English is his word replacement. When you pose a question and if he doesn't know the answer his Emergency hormone comes to the rescue. So he comes up with the alternate answer. In the Electronics class during college he was asked " What is UPS" and he bluntly answered "Unexpected Power Supply" . That is totally unexpected. He loves watching English movies because of ENGLISH and not English kiss its one of the ways to make himself perfect(in speaking I mean).


I have given him advice many a time, that is because I have written so many blogs and not one of you have complained my grammar and English and blah blah blah...! The last movie he saw was "Englishkaaran ", I found out it was a Tamil movie :( ! He has many fans from my blog and please check the links to laugh more about him

http://ribtickle.blogspot.com/2010/01/sundaram-continues.html

http://ribtickle.blogspot.com/2010/04/little-mastersundaram.html


Jeppiar English

Jeppiar English is a very widely known concept in Tamil Nadu. There were too many forwarded emails , but nobody knows the origin. It came from the great Jeppiar himself. If you don't believe me try to search Jeppiar in google and you'll know. He is a very powerful man in Chennai. He was also the source for the famous line in Chennai28 movie " Thambi, did you choose Bowling or Fielding" after spinning the toss on the field.


Some excerpts ,which most of you know, yet always a pleasure to let it be written.

“No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police”

One of his famous sayings “girl girl talk,boy boy talk, but no boy girl talk”.

You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )

Both of u three, get out of the class.

You, rotate the ground four times…

All of you, stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

And the most famous dialogue of all time - "I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?" .

HaRy English

Now finally this is the art of perfecting ( there is a word right?) . So those who have a flair for English, suggest you to follow my blog closely , because it has numerous ways of how not to write. So based on which you can write correctly.

50 comments:

Shilpa said...

TR Dialogues and Jeppiar's English - These forwards always used to be doing the rounds during my college time.... LOL.. Still can't help but laugh at them :)

Bikramjit Singh Mann said...

We need to ask all these mates to actually tell us about HARY's ENGLISH

Hilarious post..

Excellent you need ot make a few Punjabi friends who are trying to speak english they Change the whole vocabulary .. my friend bought something in a shop and a counter was filled since he was in a rush he askhed the guy .. "Me PAY FOR THE LADY"...
meaning can I pay at the counter where a lady was standing ..
:)

Insignia said...

I will forget my English :-)

the favorite part in the movie Chennai 28 is this "Bowling-a Fielding-a?"

:-D

Mahesh Kalaal said...

hahahahhahahahahaha........
had a stomach aching laugh after many days.....
thanks for sharing....

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Shesha Chaturvedi said...

Lol I would like to contribute some more here HAry-
Sit quietly in the class, principal is rotating outside.
I have two daughters, both are girls!
Open the window, let the environment come inside the class. :))
Enjoyed the Post!

chitra said...

Jeppair Hinglish ...semma joke than. I haven't heard about it till now. Enjoyed every bit.

Rajendar's punch dialogues....was he speaking Hinglish...

I shall be away for a few days Hary. off to Goa.
See you.

chitra said...

Hary
My husband too loved the Jeppair jokes.We enjoy humour
"Laughing laughing ditch kuzhi falling."
This is his comment.

Rajlakshmi said...

//"I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk// hahahah :D
loved the english talk here :D

Rajlakshmi said...

//"I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk// hahahah :D
loved the english talk here :D

HaRy!! said...

~Shilpa... rounds all over the world in fact :)!

~Bikram... aha... i shud hav asked yu before the post... that was one heck of a joke!

HaRy!! said...

~Bindu... he he that made us laugh in tears :)!

~Mahesh... welcome buddy!.. he he.. nice to know..

HaRy!! said...

~Shesha... ya ya i remember this... open the window, let the atmosphere come in!...kool..

~Chitra.. do ask your husband to read this post :)!! njoi tak care

Anya said...

Very interesting post !!
I am better in Dutch or Spanish
but I learn better and more english throught blogging hehe....

:)
:)

sm said...

Excellent
very interesting post
i can talk English
i can walk English
lol

Ayswarya said...

Yeppa... yenna oru english by TR... hehe :).. funny mate :)... niceeeee blogginggggggg

Amity said...

English huh! Yes, it's a struggle to be a fine English speaker HaRy!

Got a foreign friend whose hesitant to talk to me over the phone for reason that we might not understand each other! But we Filipinos speak English in a very clear way, no such twangs like British or Americans do!

But practice makes perfect, right?

Dinesh Balachandran said...

Dude.Some more from my office here at LA.

Guy 1: i Saw him Shooting the Gun!

Guy 2: My head was rotating on seeing the blood!

vEnKy said...

T.R is epic speaker english why didnt ou mention sam anderson?

SG said...

Forgive Jeppiar. After all, English is not his mother tongue (pronounced tongyou).

blunt edges said...

now isn't jeppiar super-famous ;)

n what on earth was that man saying in that video??? yikes!!!

Thousif Raza said...

that was some post hary bhai :)... i gotta tell u i needed some much needed laughs... and you gave me just that :)... some lines were hilarious


awesome..... :)

take care and keep writing.........

Madhu said...

Uve been awarded...

ill tell u a JEPPiAR joke myself

Students standing in the first floor spit down from the balcony.

and a guy standing below says,"dont spit like that.Understanding people will suffer"

mutant said...

nalla comedy nanba...

i am a die hard fan of Jpr jokes...

nice post... keep going...

suruchi said...

Hi Hary,

“He loves watching English movies because of ENGLISH and not English kiss its one of the ways to make himself perfect(in speaking I mean)”
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ:-)

U make me wonder at my own motives for watching English movies now;-)

Loved the Jeppiar English statements...
I come across such screwing ups of the language almost on a daily basis....if there was a research done on what has been fucked up the most...the result would weigh in favour of the English language!:-)

Reminds me of a similar post I had written some time back...
Great job Hary, as always!

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

haha..the last one's the funniest and unbelievable hehehe :D

Neha said...

Man! who is this Jeppiar?
what A english ;)
hahahahaha! :P

:)

HaRy!! said...

~Anya... there are comedians in every language... but i Reckon english the most!

~SM... he he rajini rocks!

HaRy!! said...

~Ayusu... I am the US, carrier, pothuma? nee laughing ah:)

~Amity... well need to make a monitor in CALL CENTER's... they rock! in English

HaRy!! said...

~B.D ... yapa..that was hilarious da! :)

~Venky... shud hav asked yu before the post! cha..Sam rocks!

HaRy!! said...

~SG... ha ha ha ha ha ha!

~Blunt... well english apparently! :)

HaRy!! said...

~Thousif.... yu always my biggest reviewer! thank yu !

~Madhu... namala award kuduthu ethi vitu aparam comedy panunga...:) thanks a ton yaa.. and that was another Jeppiar comedy ah,....ha ha

HaRy!! said...

~Mutant... varuga varuga!

~Suruchi.. now that yu said... yu shud read abt Sundaram's other posts... he is one real funny felon! and yeah yu are rite abt the research!! maybe a Phd in funny english! :)

HaRy!! said...

~Ayu... :)

~Neha.. why? yu wanna converse with him? yu'll probably stop yur blogs writing!

Nazish Rahman said...

hahah...funny guy !!!

Neha said...

you reminded me of gujju English..they make snacks - snakes, socks - shocks, exactly - ekjetli and such..phew!

hilarious post hary :)

Haddock said...

Must find out about this Jeppiar man.

sulagna ™ said...

new purpose of watching Englis moviez..hehehe loved it harry...absolute laughter riot

$.RYN.$ said...

hahahah!! i like the lawyers accent better than russel peters immetation of asians!

R. Ramesh said...

hilarious of course....:)

rohini said...

Trully hilarious...
never gonna tell u my choices in movies...or else u might come to certain conclusion...
English punches at the end really were really funny.....:-)))))))))))

HaRy!! said...

~Neha... he he...they all sound similar to them :)!

~NR... yep yep

HaRy!! said...

~Haddock... join de club:)

~Sulagna... thnkq thnkq...thank the protoganists!

HaRy!! said...

~RYN.... we all agree with yu!

~Ramesh... welcome sir ji !

HaRy!! said...

~Rohini..call it either creativity or double minded :)

shyam said...

one more from Jeppiar...
Yesterday i saw you with my wife in movie hall!!! :) :)

Anuradha Khanna Pentapalli said...

i read, u read, we all read n laugh!

Sat_hi_sh said...

lolz !!!
seriya sonninga sir ,its wonder as to why british left India :D

Naarya said...

jeppiar english... LOL !! u know that song??? "Where is ur ID card" thts dedicated to him??? Ohh man....what a song!

Praseela Nair said...

Ha ha ha :) Its been long since i visited blogspot. Funny post :)

Shalini said...

LOL!!