Wednesday, December 30, 2009

ViJaY tHe JuMpEr!


***Quite a lengthy post on hazardous stuff, pls be ready to wear laughter masks!*****


He is the next in line to be the superstar, that's his assumption of course. He is called as the Ilayathalapathy(young general) again by himself , but folks here use him as to threaten kids to sleep early and eat properly, otherwise make the kids watch movie. Why am i writing this post?.because i was hunted by the Hunter(vettaikarn - his new movie).

For all non-Tamil readers, its OK, consider you are lucky to have survived this foray. I have a question for all the readers, Its about jumping .How long can anyone jump? Have heard that Mike Powell is the current world record holder for the 8.95m leap, Our Anju Bobby George has her record at 6.74(if statistics are wrong, blame google search index , took some time to search it) , so lets say that's the max an Indian can jump. So hope everyone agrees.


Well people let me introduce you to what our country might have missed in Olympics and World championships!



video


Here is the Kuruvi Jump, those who need to practice need to deposit 5lakh rupees to the blog owner's account for a special training. Interested participants will be given a exclusive training from one and only Vijay himself! well in the later half of the video he actually runs and jumps on to the train then, thats the twist , so he does not land on the train directly :).

To brief more about our Hero, recently he was honoured the legendary Doctorate for which our hero assumed it had to do something with the treatment for the disease he had and did not turn up for the function, and the organisers had trouble in explaining that they are not taking him to the doctor for treatment.



Also he was the official ambassador for the Chennai Super Kings and he was quite ecstatic on being given this new post, but unfortunately his knowledge of cricket was quite little and he asked Dhoni for a chance in the cricket team by bribing with Nayanthara .



Let me quote the lyrics of his opening song featured in his new movie

Nan adicha thanga maata ,Naalu maasam thoonga maata
Modhi paaru veedu poi sera maata


It means

" If I hit you you will not be able to bear me, 4 Months you will not be able to sleep
Try to bully me and yu'll not reach home"


Well instead we can re-frame this as

" If I act you will not be able to bear me, 4 months you will not be able to sleep
Try to watch my movie and you are in Guinness"

Well , jokes apart he is a very good TOR (there is no ACT in the word) , and if you are a vijay fan, please do read my disclaimer before you jump on me!

My previous post was a tragedy basically its like it was because the previous night I was made to watch this movie. So forgive me if it was a disaster!


Happy New Year everyone!!...:D I'll let you all know my bunch of new year resolutions for 2010!



54 comments:

Manju said...

bahhh just that. i can jump 20m! really!
;P
happy new year Hary! i want to hear your NY resolutions! :D

Naarya said...

:D Vijay is the boldest fool i have ever seen...closely followed by 'thalai' ajith....
thank god i was spared of him except for Khushi..

Raj said...

that wasn't a jump hary, this man can fly! :D

chitra said...

Hary,
See I am here first to post the comment. I liked this particular post as 2 days back only we had a discussion on this TOR sans Act. College students are mad here to see his movies , don't know why?

Happy New year Hary. May all nice things happen to you.

Resolutions?.... wait pannare!

Nithya said...

Usssss.. cheers.. Y Blood same blood. :)

Saw it a day back too.. imsa thaagala.

Hey wish you a lovely year with loads of surprises too :) Happy new year.

SiD said...

dude am also coming up wid a list of new year resolutions...

happy new year..:D

SG said...

Nice post. Loved it. Vijay matches the "olli pichchan" Dhanush who beats with his bare hands 200 enemies who have swords and guns.

Happy New Year HaRy.

Ayswarya said...

This is a very light damage you have given to our hero... I m expecting more... Wish u a very happy and a wonderful New Year.

Suresh Kumar said...

I used to like some of his earlier movies like Youth, Kushi etc.... But now adays his movies look much alike.. Hope he improves in his movie selection...

Wish you a happy new year.

HaRy!! said...

~Manju...Do yu want training from Vijay then? :D

~Naarya... athu rite...they both assume to be like Rajini & Kamal, well no way. Clowns !

HaRy!! said...

~Raj... bet thats his plan in next movie

~Chitra... theriyala ngo...he is one crazy guy...used to like him earlier! ipo bayam!

HaRy!! said...

~Nithya.... same blood than ngo happy new year to yu also!

~SG... lol yeah!!Dhanush another funny..happy new year!!

HaRy!! said...

~Sid...wud love to see resolutions thru the sidoscope channel

~Suresh...hope he does!! Happy new year to yu

HaRy!! said...

~Ayswarya.... Sorry its unoda hero..our nu soli, dont include me :D

Renu said...

thoroughly enjoyed the post and video:) but that is the case of hindi film heroes all the time..they can fly, high jump, do karaate,and can survive even after 16 bullets..they know dancing, impromptu can make songs and sing, can get proper dresses, could fly jets....the list can go on and on....


WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR AHEAD!!!

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

wow!!super awesome jump! i can never make that! even just a half of me jump is a really hard for me! he's so amazing really!!!! XD i definitely not try the challenge>.< i accept defeat! he's a monster!!! so great! i praise him for that! :D

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

:D btw..happy new year! next for stepping in my life this year! hope you'll remain in my life in 2010~! love you friend! :3

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

:D btw..happy new year! next for stepping in my life this year! hope you'll remain in my life in 2010~! love you friend! :3

Shalini said...

I have to be honest I did not read the post completely...will be back with comments on the post as well. Till then
Happy New Year!!

Madhu said...

oye...vijay patthi ivvalavu ezudirukkai..Ilaya Talapathy illaya.But that song is so funny....My dad hums it evryday annoying my mom to the core!!

PS u can acknowledge my effort and display the award i gave u illaya...no need to be this modest..:P

Pudiya varsham nalvaazthukkal!

Dinesh Balachandran said...

Ha Ha, Boldest Fool good word to describe the Buffoon.

Poornima said...

hehehe...my fren spent 1000 rupees and went to watch this movie.when i asked how was it i din get a response n i knew how the movie cud have been...lol.nice post

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

hehehe mast tha yeh...liked this especially:

If I act you will not be able to bear me, 4 months you will not be able to sleep
Try to watch my movie and you are in Guinness"

btw who was the hero in gili? vijay hee tha naa woh...

P.S: happy new yr in advance

ZB said...

but i am a big fan of vijay...his acting is so spontaneous like mohanlal's and so natural......one doesnt feel he is acting..........may be he can jump..who knows....

Chocolate Lover said...

Haryyyy
you have been awarded :d

chitz said...

seriously,i hope no vijay fan ever read dis.. :D

Happy new year...

HaRy!! said...

~Gayathri... yes Vijay was in it... well he was gud earlier and used to love him..but now.... geeee!

~ZB ...oh ZB me tooo, just the way he has changed his acting style is weird...anyways yu know my disclaimer!

HaRy!! said...

~Choco... gee thanks!!!!:D means a lot!

~Chitz.... ok let Vijay's tubelight read it then!

Cute Cadre said...

Hey super post...Appreciate the time you spent on this. He deserves more DAMAGE you see :D

Sat_hi_sh said...

SUPERMAN !!!!!!!
lolz....sema post SIr :)
anyways wish you a prosperous NEW YEAR :)

Keep smiling :)
AL IS WEL :D

Harini said...

LOL! You know for your own good I hope no Vijay fan reads this. Other it will me like the time when my cousin was given a ear full cauz he made fun of few scenes of Rajnikath.

Happy New Year!

Rajlakshmi said...

hehehehe Vijay really has got some bashing ... and his new movie is a joke among my friends...
hillarious take on his high jump :D

Anya said...

You ask Happy New Year in Dutch ..

Gelukkig nieuwjaar : Happy New Year
goede gezondheid : good health
liefde : love
vrede : peace
geluk : happy

geniet : Enjoy 2010

Have a wonderful evening :-)

(@^.^@)

Anu...:) said...

My god! that movie was a disaster@! :O
Anyways...nice post...ask vijay to read it :P
And
Wishing You A Happy New Year! :)

Amity Me said...

Hey HaRy;

nice post! now am eager to add you up as one of my friends at FB...am busy learning some few Tamil words and maybe you can help me there...:)

add me up at FB please: avmkgb@yahoo.com.ph

thanks HaRy, see you there and Happy New Year....more blessings to come!

Amity

Amity Me said...

HaRy,

Hey, where's my comment here...i can't see it?

btw, i've tagged u, do visit my place, it will be up tomorrow...:)

i want my comment seen here HaRy!!!

kanagu said...

machi... Vijay oru comedian ah aayitare da... :D :D

apram youtube la irundhu videos post panna seekrame buffer aagum..

and happy new year to you machi... :) :)

Sans said...

\m/ this happens only with south Indian heroes or what?

blunt edges said...

whoaaaaa...some video that! but then didn't he blow a kiss 2 the eagle before he jumped? no wonder ;)

happy new year 2 u too dude :D

soin said...

my friend asked-when is next usa movie coming.me confused what usa is.apprently usa=ultimate star ajith...and the worst thing about vijay is his clothes.my mother old sarees all he uses.still so many fans..bah..hopefully doesnt come politics..free

HaRy!! said...

~Niranjana....more damage ah...wait anga vanthu unaku sms la avanoda fwd message elam anupren!

HaRy!! said...

~Sathish...Happy New year to yu and yur family as well.

~Harini...no no dont compare with my superstar :D!

HaRy!! said...

~Rajalakshmi.... always he is the comedian!! :D

~Anya...wow...thanks like a ton!! happy new year to yu

~Aya... Hey wishes to yu as well...bet yu ll lose :D

HaRy!! said...

~Shalini... well ll be waiting for yur comment then :D

~Madhu... just the humor in Vijay and the way he chooses the movie....and ya.have to do pa...so many awards i forgot to display..i became very somberi

~Dinesh..Buffon indeed!

soin said...

my comments gone.anyways i skip vijay movies.the worst part about him is his dressing sense.when my amma searches for some saree i ask her to check the latest vijay movies.free

Sunakshi said...

yu hu!awesome blossom jump,or should i say super cool fly xD

happy new year ^_^

vidya said...

heheh..some movie that. I usually tend to ignore most of the tamil movies bcos of their 'super' effects:D
Good day!

Insignia said...

I am always amused with Vijay's acts. I anyways like him for his energy. But his stunts are so unrealistic.

Will any police officer have unshaven beard on duty and is he allowed to wear boot cut pants as his uniforms? Well Vijay can!!!

He rocks!! :-P

sulagna said...

how dare you??? he dint jump ...he flew...samjhe ud gaya ud gaya :D

Manju said...

Haryyyyyyyy!!!!! Updates!!!!!!!!! you're still stuck in 2009 haha

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

@HaRy!! : thanks for comforting me :P you made me smile!! ^_^

Nona said...

Excellent Long Jump! I loved the way our Ilayathalapathy swam in the air to reach the bridge!

I have not seen Vettaikkaran yet! But, I hear it is horrendous. My sympathies. :)

HaRy!! said...

Thanks all for your comments, forgive me for not being to reply to everyone! :(

Sapna Sapien said...

lolz....the video ....Indian Cinema...Indian Action comes more under comedy genre :P...