Last couple of days I came to know one of my biggest gifts - Mind Reading . What is mind reading...hmmm "Its The illusion of telepathy in the performing art of Mentalism" The word Mentalism always echo's behind me as I have been referred with that quite a couple of times. Mind reading is very easy you know, let me quote some instances where i realised i have this impeccable talent.
This is the best
The Interviewer asked me "Who is Hari" , for which I said " Hari is the other name of Lord Vishnu, alias Krishna and he is one of the top 3 God's and he has taken 10 Avatar's....blah blah blah" He said "Stop, All I asked was to know about you." I am pretty sure he must have thought " What creativity" , funny my name did not appear in the selected candidate list.
When I finish eating to my full stomach and burp and exclaim to my friend that I forgot to bring my purse, then I know he thinks "Yu no good dumb "@#$" .
When then lovely babe who stays in my opposite flat comes out early morning and i stop brushing and gape at her, from her smile i know she thinks " wow, finally he brushed " , whereas in the ground floor her Dad's glare I know he thinks " wtf "
I can also read minds thru telephone and emails, like
When I send a formal email after trying every word with Thesaurus, I get a nasty reply back from which I can determine the mailer be thinking as" why? am not a gal, don't try to impress me"
When some one explains for almost 5 whole minutes and i say "Pardon me, please repeat" ,one deep sigh from the caller says "Moron..." that am sure I can make out the telepathy.
I can easily tell that half the readers of the blog are wondering what this blogger's intention is, to make comedy or tragedy, So if this post does not make much sense, carry on with your work...of course after throwing an Egg or Tomato comments @ me.. :D
Bear with me for my lazy posts and comments...extreme busy yu know, yet i don't wanna miss you guys!
Happy Weekend everyone :)