Friday, December 4, 2009

MiNd ReAdEr !!

Last couple of days I came to know one of my biggest gifts - Mind Reading . What is mind reading...hmmm "Its The illusion of telepathy in the performing art of Mentalism" The word Mentalism always echo's behind me as I have been referred with that quite a couple of times. Mind reading is very easy you know, let me quote some instances where i realised i have this impeccable talent.

This is the best
The Interviewer asked me "Who is Hari" , for which I said " Hari is the other name of Lord Vishnu, alias Krishna and he is one of the top 3 God's and he has taken 10 Avatar's....blah blah blah" He said "Stop, All I asked was to know about you." I am pretty sure he must have thought " What creativity" , funny my name did not appear in the selected candidate list.

When I finish eating to my full stomach and burp and exclaim to my friend that I forgot to bring my purse, then I know he thinks "Yu no good dumb "@#$" .

When then lovely babe who stays in my opposite flat comes out early morning and i stop brushing and gape at her, from her smile i know she thinks " wow, finally he brushed " , whereas in the ground floor her Dad's glare I know he thinks " wtf "

I can also read minds thru telephone and emails, like

When I send a formal email after trying every word with Thesaurus, I get a nasty reply back from which I can determine the mailer be thinking as" why? am not a gal, don't try to impress me"

When some one explains for almost 5 whole minutes and i say "Pardon me, please repeat" ,one deep sigh from the caller says "Moron..." that am sure I can make out the telepathy.

I can easily tell that half the readers of the blog are wondering what this blogger's intention is, to make comedy or tragedy, So if this post does not make much sense, carry on with your work...of course after throwing an Egg or Tomato comments @ me.. :D

Bear with me for my lazy posts and comments...extreme busy yu know, yet i don't wanna miss you guys!
Happy Weekend everyone :)

53 comments:

lakshmi said...

hmmmmmmmm....

:)

Nithya said...

ha ha ha ha ha... I absolutely enjoyed picturizing all what you have said :).. I liked the Hari part the best.. super cool creativity.. :) Next time you should better talk abt the funny avatar of yours than the vishnu avatar :)

chocolate lover said...

hehehe LOL!!
So what am I thinking?? o_O

Rajlakshmi said...

hey me first!!!!!!

Rajlakshmi said...

I guess not :P
lolzzzzz that was totally hilarious :D what a mind reading art you have got...
// exclaim to my friend that I forgot to bring my purse// and u escaped unhurt!!!! :P hehehehe
another laughing riot from you :)

bliss said...

ha ha ha. good thing, ear hary, although i think wat u r talking abt is not telepathy but just knowiing these people too well!!! :P it wud be great to know telepathy, though!

Harini said...

hahaha... great... I can do it sometimes too you know :P.

Anu...:) said...

That was very funny :)
I am sure you are very experienced in reading minds.Specially those minds which have nothing good to say about you :P

♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ ayu ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♫ said...

well..i think your ability is cool!i wish i can have some powers like that! that's great!XD

Yellow Tulip said...

ooo its late 10.29!!:(...too lazy to find n egg r a tomato...he he...:)

on serious note good one...Hero from India unlik Dr Suresh!!...he he

Chanz said...

ahaann... mind reader... gotcha...

ma first time here...

:)

Raj said...

the last part of the 2nd last line. stung. for a reason i cant explain and totally unrelated to you.

as 4 the rest of the post it was funny enuf. :)

and yes
if there is a lovely girl on the girl in front, go ask her out.

whn u do read her mind.
if she thinks stupid, think, i wud ave been stupider to not try. :P

vidya said...

hehe..I send you a smiley comment :)
Happy weekend!

Amity Me said...

oh no! it's a hilarious post!!!!

HaRy, you made my day happy, after waking up this morning, I am in a gloomy feelings!

But now am grinning from ear to ear for this comedic post of yours!

The end justifies the means, though!

Good morning HaRy!

Naarya said...

who is hari?!! :D :D

Madhu said...

well i read minda too...similar there...i tend to watch people closely and read thier minds too...for fun..:)

loved the post...and the interpreattions are so real!!!

Praseela Nair said...

Talent dhan ponga.Periya aala varuveenga...Funny!

Ekam said...

:D
Got to know "Who is Hari" . "Pardon me, please repeat" telpathy.. i can also sense that telepathy sometimes:P

Neha said...

When I send a formal email after trying every word with Thesaurus, I get a nasty reply back from which I can determine the mailer be thinking as" why? am not a gal, don't try to impress me"


this was the best!!! lol

i gues then i can mind read as well ;)

:)

bliss said...

Hary,
i am awarding you one of the most prestigious awards of all times!! here is your lucky day!!
skip the nautanki and kindly accept it!!

ciao
bliss

Sandhya said...

If somebody asks me - who is Sandhya, and I crap what my name means, 100% vela kedaikadhu :D Already the number of jobs are very less :P I wouldn't take that risk !

kanagu said...

LOL machi.. another comical post :D :D enjoyed it :)

Being Pramoda... said...

The post shows a typical YOU hary..:) well done..:) ,, hehe mind reading is an art of common sense..

enjoyed every line of this post..thanks for sharing this..:) have a happy weekend..and come back soon..

chitz said...

is the "who is hari" part taken frm ur life??:P..wonder y u didnt get selected.:)

Sat_hi_sh said...

lolzzzz !!!
Sir neenga engayo poitinga :D
love all ur posts man.....


keep rocking
cheers!!!!

Miss Always Carried Away said...

hahahaha nice telepathy skills dude!!! you're on a good way to be a medium! Have a great Sunday!

Miss Always Carried Away said...

hahahaha nice telepathy skills dude!!! you're on a good way to be a medium! Have a great Sunday!

blunt edges said...

multi-talented hary! ;)

Sans said...

it's real fun reading this post.

Dinesh Balachandran said...

I can understand..ever read The Catcher in the Rye..reminds me of that boy.

Makk said...

Nice Post!

whats the mind reading tells you here please let me know?

:)

Keep Smiling!

Sorcerer said...

*wears helmet to protect from getting read(I hope its a proper sentence)
that was hilarious!!

Thought lies in the heads of the mindreader

Shesha Chaturvedi said...

wow!! thats some confession :P
nice read!! enjoyed it throughout!!
GET GOING ;)

A S said...

hiii
heheh! nice post! :)

chitra said...

Hary
can you read my mind thru' the comments I make. So here it is :)

Shruti said...

Actually indha postin vazhiyaga thaam solla virumbum karuthu ennavo?
Fine let me gues!!

## U want to everyone that u brush daily
## Unna nambi hotel ku vara kudathu!!
## Evlo dan pesinalum unakku puriyathu!!

Correct ah sollitena!! Treat kudu hari (purse yeduthutu va :P)and I saw u around :P

Renu said...

shows that mind reading doesnt make you feel good:)

angelintotheheaven said...

"wow, finally he brushed"


ok we accept u will brush

Karthik said...

Funny!
Loved the 'sending formal email after going through thesaurus' thing. lol.. :D
Enjoyed reading very much.
Cheerios!

Expression of the mind said...

I loved this one:D Absolutely hilarious and intelligent:D

SG said...

Nice post. Very funny. When I read that the interviewer asked "who is hari", for a minute I thought you are going to give a philosophical lecture.

Poornima said...

very nicely written.i liked the brushing part.keep it rolling

COMMUNI said...

a really good post.

voicelet said...

kudos..!!1
u made my day...
:)

HaRy!! said...

i cud narrate what yu all were thinking..... thrw somethingy on me? ...ll hit the covers...thanks all..cya around:D

vEnKy said...

Mokka pottutu interviewer unna creativenu neenaipaan solriye nyama sollu nyayama. Here take one azhugina tomato. NO eggs because i am veg

Anamika. said...

And I'm back :P I'm glad I found your space again. Good post =)

MAGUS said...

lots of eggs n tomatoes indeed! lol.

MAGUS said...

lots of eggs n tomatoes indeed!
lol..

niyati said...

Superb!! :)
And they say mind-reading needs a lot of in-depth study..!! lol...!!
Look at the beauty of human expressions and gestures: it speaks a lot of your mind!!
Lovely work buddy!!

Shalini said...

Chill dude!
December and exam time make a person go crazy..and you are no exception!

Cute Cadre said...

Hey super post...very funny...
now tell me "who is Hari?"

Anonymous said...

You have tested it and writing form your personal experience or you find some information online?