Friday, November 20, 2009

BuLlYiNg ThE jUnIoR



This Post surely is not abt ragging and so I ask you all to please refrain from blowing my cover to Interpol. Just a small experience , bunch of friends who show casted their heroics to get dumbness in the return, includes me in the gang.

We have this Open house exhibition annually in college and its the time where most of the students come out with brilliant projects and more studious students like me, keep trotting from project to project and ask questions of no relevance.So we the four of us (Bharath,Hari Venky,Karthi and Me) all in second year of college thought "Damn with the projects" and so set out to proj - hopping asking logical & Dumb questions in all the technical projects and yeah to check out new gals in the neighbourhood. And before all of you assume nasty things about us, we all are put up in decent organizations like Wipro(not a soap company) ,HCL(not just computers they manufacture) , Mindtree( not the restaurant) and also another Entrepreneur(yippee i spelt it right).

After much teasing and questioning around we reached first year block of Information & Technology department where we happened to see all funny projects like Flash games and basic Inventory projects, tsk tsk..so very easy.Also its a known fact that IT dept is called as Figures(babe's) department as for our department(ECE) its full of Zombie's .




So we went along questioning only projects which bore good looking gals, there was one particular stand where it had two gals(of course good looking) with one guy blah blah 'ing to them, Bharath being the Nice guy his stomach started to burn at the sight of 2:1 ratio that too in First year Block, so pulled all our temper and set to that stand.



Following was the conversation

Bharath : " Hiya , Explain this piece for me" One gal starts blah blah blah abt the project while the guy is still engrossed in a deep kadalai (Tamil slang for nonsense/sense talk between girl and boy).

Karthi : " Whoa, stop! who did this Project"

Gal 1 : " We "

Karthi : " Then why are your mates not here explaining along with yu"

Gal 1 : " Yeah they can, ... but... he"

Me (Interuppting) : " No buts, dai(calling him) and you(to the other girl) come here both"
The guy looks bewildered

Me :" You, come here...are you mad? Nonsense fellow come here, is this dumb project yours?, or are yu working on some project with that gal"
His face boils instead of fear and the gal started to blutter in fear and embarrassment.

H.Venky : " (Pointing at me) Sir kupidarangila(calling you) right? come on in here and talk"

Suddenly in rage the guy sat(obviously he felt insulted in front of the gals), stands up and we realise he was not as short as we thought and instead he is more 6"2 .

Kadalai Guy : " Who are you guys? what do you want... Do you know who I am?"

H.Venky : (With little fear inside) " How dare you speak loud, you dumb first year kadalai party"

Kadalai Guy :" Idiots, am from Final Year Information Technology! Come outside you morons, ll call my pals to show you the treatment"With this he came close, with only exception not holding my shirt collar

Now I recall the images of this guy in Final Year Hostel in the mess with his dhoti and Food Plate! Damn! We all stared at each other blinking and Hari Venki froze in fear the most.

Now Bharath has immense Presence of Mind, he said : " What? we are from PSG college of Engineering, we came here to review all the projects, is this how you guys explain? Lead me to your HOD or Princie"

Kadalai Guy : ( Brief thought) " Ok am busy, of you go" , with this he escaped the scene...

Phew ..big sigh and a great escape, after that we saw him quite often and thankfully either his memory was bleak or he didn't want to show his embarrassment, so he didn't quite bully us.

41 comments:

Suree said...

lol... thats was a noce experiance i think...

EVen we use ask stupid and dumb questions to gals while technical fests like this happens in college.. it was like a festival

chocolate lover said...

hehehe lol.. ;p
really gr8 escape.. ;)

Nithya said...

ha ha ha.. good presence of mind. :) irundhalum idha than vamba velakuduthu vangaradhunu solvanga :) The cartoon looks really apt :)

Malar Gandhi said...

Ha ha hilarious:)

Ravan said...

he he he... i really love the cartoon...:D

awesome escape...:P

Manju said...

Oh Hary! you seem to attract trouble! haha
hey this is so weird, i never got your blog updates! it's lucky that i checked it anyway

SaKsHi said...

way to go!!! you pple sure hv guts!!

Neha said...

you and trouble escaping go hand in hand na...good you don't lose your mind in such a situation...need to take tutions from u I guess :D

Mahesh said...

lol !!! G8 escape Hari !!!

soin said...

intha tehc and cul fest best mattere figures only. and saar nan it dept..oru figure kuda illa..ungala mathiri aalunga yethi yethi thaan nan it senthen..nasama pochu..free

bliss said...

close call! phew! too good of ur friend Bharath though. saved u! hahahaha

Rajlakshmi said...

Lolz u guys realy knew hw to invite trouble.. Hehehe.. The other guy must realy hv a mad memory to nt to recognise u fellows but wat abt the girls :)

Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

Enna koduma sir idhu.. thank god you escaped.. I did the same thing to my junior and she went and complained!! luckily my HOD knows me well so I escaped!!!

Ayswarya said...

yenna comedy yo pooo... always u were mokkaing and kadalaing...

vidya said...

Smart escape..lol

Miss Always Carried Away said...

First off thank you for following me! I know I suck cuz I havent been at your blog for ages! Im sorry!

That's a funny post! You're a goof, dude!:) Enjoy your weekend, I just came back from drinks and I need to check my comments like millions of times cuz I'm quite tipsy so forgive me for mistakes....

Amity Me said...

war freak you? thought you're just a funny person, out to make others laugh, not to bully any scared junior eh!

good monring HaRy!

Madhu said...

lol..this was funny..well how is it that both of us come out with a post on the same day?? its hapening for the third time in a row..call that tamilian bliss?? :P:D..Quite an escape there..!! Funny!

kanagu said...

ha ha ha.... sema comedy machi... :)

unga friend ku sema presence of mind... illana periya prechanai aagi irukkum :)

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

kadalai guy...hahah liked this name. thankfully bharath had presence of mind else i wunder wt wud hve happend 2 u guys?

Manju said...

done! works now woot! XD
have a great weekend Haryyyyyyy

Shalini said...

geez....nalla comedy!! :D :D

Insignia said...

hmmmm......One of them in your group had some mind to quickly get out of the mess that was coming!! Good

Rohit said...

heehee..loved the cartoon!..so apt for the situation ..

Rohit said...

Heehee..loved the cartoon!..so apt for teh situation..

chocolate lover said...

hey hary
how are you??
Just wanted to tell you that an award is waiting for you in my blog..
congratulation!!

Nazish Rahman said...

lolz...smart!!

Suresh Kumar said...

All this adventure only for the sake of girls... Hmmm.....

And the cartoon was very funny..

numerounity said...

Lolz...the great escape.com...

I too studied in Chennai and i can recall a lot of stuff related to ragging!

I apparently went to my seniors and said ki meri ragging kar lo...but kisi ne nahi ki...hahaha

blunt edges said...

3 cheers 2 bharath! :D

Srishti said...

Hahahaha...funny.
Thanks to Bahrat's Presence of Mind. :D

simply ashu said...

Hats Off to Bharath....LOL

Anya said...

I love this post Hary
:-)

Cute Cadre said...

Hey on seeing this post I remember my good old college days…In every college there exist war btwn departments! Still remember how guys would fight for gals..

chitra said...

You always write very well Harry. I like your posts .

AAnalum unglukku kurumb romba jasti:)

тнƨ [ƨcняɛι] said...

@HaRy: i really hope you turn to a new leaf..and all d best for ur hardwork fr dat! :)

HaRy!! said...

~all...Yep Bharath indeed is the mater in funny,kadi and presence of mind..I'll let him know yur wishes :D

~Soin...Bro...unga college prob athu :D , enga college la IT than roooomba sumar! he he..nasama pooocha anga? ..soooper!

Anu...:) said...

That was a nice bullying experience....!
:P :P :P

vEnKy said...

vevgaramana partinga thanda neenga

Niharika said...

Ha Ha!!!!
What if he gets hold of you again in the college mess??
A lovely post!!!

Naarya said...

:D
good presence of mind ;)