Friday, September 25, 2009

7 yEaR oLd'S DiArY

Prenote to all readers : Please read my disclaimer as always :) ! and please forgive the grammar, its a 7 year oldz musing anyways :)!



Dear diary, today I start to write Diary , writing what i did from morning as my uncle hary troubled( no other word found) to write like this daily.Morning, I think bathing is a mistake invention, because everytime Hary uncle goes inside bathroom he is screaming ( he asks me put it as singing) , so I think it will create pain. Then I put some white cream and powder without my sister finding, as after putting this she becomes white and another colour. Mummy first asked me "kanna pls eat", if I don't she makes me afraid by telling " Seri, wait I will call Hary uncle to tell a joke" , so I think Mummy food is better.. We run to my auto and I sit in front along with auto mama and press the honk in signal and police mama shouts at Auto mama.


Today in assembly, Rahul made the Durrrr noise from his back and I laughed showing finger at him, so my class Miss Rekha beat me on my back and made me kneel down in front of all. First period is English and I tried same what uncle Hary did ( Link ),but got beatings again because miss asked me to say bike and I said car. I like history miss because ,everyday Hary Uncle gives me a letter to give to History miss and she gives me a letter to give to Hary Uncle, today different History miss came and she is old and not nice . As Hary uncle usually says" Give this office letter to History miss" , I gave this also to the new History miss. After reading the letter she told me to bring Hary uncle tomorrow. Hope he has a nice time.


I asked my class miss how to eat Orange and she told me how, I went near her and squeezed the Orange and water fell on her eyes, she shouted and gave me beating for putting water.During games period We played catch-ball, as Hary uncle given me practice in this, I catch well and throw well, but my friend Rahul was good too.So I picked and threw a ball full fast at my friend but it fell on his head and he cried. It was a stone ,I did not know promise. My friend Karthik asked me why is Chris so Fat, and I replied because he had swallowed a Ballon and told Karthik to pinch with a safety Pin to burst the balloon. So Karthik did that and I got beatings.




After full day beatings , I went home in auto and it was raining and so many rainwater around. As Hary uncle , Mom,Dad and Sis came to get me from Auto I jumped out in a laugh. on a puddle of water, it spread on all of them and Hary uncle white shirt became brown, and my sister makeup cleared. Again beatings. In home I told Hary uncle to sing happy song, so he screamed and opened his hand which fell on my mummy who was bringing milks, glass and the milk fell down on his head.Again beatings, but to Hary uncle.


I asked Daddy " Are you afraid of Mom" , he angrily said " No! am not" , so I asked him " Then why did you throw of the lunch in the bin without telling mom and saying shhhhh" , Mummy was behind me and Daddy started sweating. Again shoutings to my Daddy and beatings to me from Daddy. Last sister came to tell story to make me sleep, afraid of her mokai story I told I am sleepy.

So this is my day. I think I can put name as Beating Diary.