Friday, July 31, 2009

eNgLiSh cLaSs

----To all those who have already read it..sorry about that, i deleted this by mistake and thought I'd post this again :), so please bear this! As for those who have not read it..please Kaa Kaa it away :) ----------

Was another day in my primary school class and i was'nt throwing any tantrum and only scribbling and drawing in my benchmate's fairnote. Then came my English mam, we called her as Paru...because her nose was as big like a parrot nose. As usual she started her classes right away and the class today was pronouncing silent Alphabets. She started of lecturing about how and where the 'r' is used , and not to stress on the word.

I was too bored with the class anyway...as if i was interested any time. The first word she tried to teach us was CAR... she asked me to stand up and pronounce it..i said " CARRRR", Teacher :" nooooo, its almost like CAAr, with less 'r' in it, its silent!", She instructed me to pronounce it 10 times and also instructed the whole class to go along with me once i repeated correctly. Too angry with the insult and i said " CAA , CAA , CAA " eventually turning to a " KA KA KA KA KA ", The whole class started yelling at the top of their voice as " KA KA KA KA" and without synchronization... it was almost like a swarm of crows and our teacher started shouting to STOP STOP.....but in vain...then seems to be that the next classrooms had taken this up as well.




And slowly the whole block started yelling and passerby crows joined the song as well ,there was no stopping it until our brilliant Headmaster rang the school bell and the "Kaa'ing" stopped and everyone ran out 45 mins before end of school. Of course except me.

It seems my Headmaster always had a constant disliking for my Bum and he beat me Black n Blue .When they asked why did i shout , i pointed at my English mam and said " Paru only asked me to say CAA" , everyone looked bewildered and realized in a split second who and why it was Paru... she went RED!!! and totally embarrassed For some nutty reason i found it funny and giggled. That was it! my parents were summoned and i went on a trial, finally the Defence Attorney had to persuade them to put me in adifferent class and not banish.

27 comments:

Sowmi said...

Hey are you posting this here for the first time or already you've posted?????? Cuz I've read this already :O or is it a sense of Deja Vu :O I've read but... same kaka story... parrot nosed paru...:O

Good one...

Jyoti said...

Again?

Yeah it still is equally good. ;)

HaRy!! said...

Sorry ppl, i deleted the old one by mistake...:( so pls bear my musing!

Sameera said...

LOL!!!

Funny post!!

I'll keep 'Kaa'ming to your blog now! ;)

Venky said...

U must have been one notorious kid like me when you were in school.

Archana said...

Hahah that's a riot. Poor Paru though! Though it's always the naughty kids that are more amusing than the 'Yes Miss' cases. I'm sure if we'd known each other growing up we would have both forever been in the headmaster's office. :P I only turned good kid past middle school, lol.

HaRy!! said...

~Sameera...lol! :) keep ka ka MING!

~Venky... notorious elam ila..NAUGHTorious maybe :)

HaRy!! said...

~Archana... he he yeah poor paru :) hope she doesn't read this post and get mad at me, ho ho you and me in same class!! Boy you'd end me up getting caned black n blue :)

rahul s said...

Hey u started ure mischiefs from that age eh...wonderful..

n by the way its true story ah?...n gettin suspended in primary class is some achievement that evryone cant even dream of..hehe..i liked it..

AS said...

hiii
hahaahh!! i pray paru read this :P

Shanu said...

Lol..that was hilarious!

Cute Cadre said...

I have already read this one yaar...Nice post

blunt edges said...

kaa kaa kaa...er sorry...i meant: haa haa haa :D

HaRy!! said...

~Rahul...as my disclaimer goes..a lil bit of reality with my weird imagination! Thx

~A S ..am outta scool now anyways..so noo issues. he he

HaRy!! said...

~Shanu..thx yar...keep visitin

~Cute mam.. yep i deleted it by mistake..sooooo only re-mokai

HaRy!! said...

~blunt egdy... ka ka ka all the way :)

numerounity said...

I can see that back in primary school you were so naughty.

Parrot and crow story was nice....kaa kaa kaa oops haa ha aha!

HaRy!! said...

~Ekta... ya ya i was big tim naughty..so many stories to come

Benny said...

First time here..was a super read!!! wil keep following anna!

HaRy!! said...

~Benny...vango vangooo

$.RYN.$ said...

i seriously gotto try that one out

R S V said...

hey
u stopped visiting my blog?
there may be many reasons
1. you don't like the blog? I am unhappy but then its fine..
2. i have done or said something wrong? its a problem. isn't it? plz let me know...

RSV

delete it
I had no other means of communication with u..

Satyu said...

Hehehe... nice one.
Seriously.. I was jus loling while I was reading it.

Hehehe

Takecare
Keep SMiling :)

Vishnu said...

ada kadavulae..

Naarya said...

ha hhaa ...
u know what?? thr is a 4.5 yr old kid here and he goes to school...and he has got the american accent and all...and he does the same thing to me and his mom....
"khaarrr nahi mom...car ...car...say car..."

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

Ka Ka Ka....
Ka ka ka...
Ka ka ka...
Kaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... : ): ) :)

lakshmi said...

amusing indeed............not just this but all your posts............

:)