Friday, September 18, 2009

jObLeSs SuRvEy

Hmm so many of you would have come across baseless surveys which could take up your precious idle time :) , so we a team of workaholics( if yu'd believe this then pls read on lol ) started out with the task of surveying a bunch of people . The Survey is about - @ Work, when there is no work, how to kill time.. We got some real variety of answers


Mr.J - Drink large glasses of water and juice, so that you can spend most of the time walking in a hurried pace to the LOO, so that people think you are busy running.

Mr.O - Oh, i keep calling offshore from onsite, as the number does not get displayed and yu can hear people screaming back ...so much fun.

Mr.B - Well i start a mail chain with so many colleagues, example as " Hey Ravi why did you tell Prakash that Kumar is so dumb at work and a real coward" , so in that case Prakash
and Ravi will be the STAR of attraction and by the time they question you, we have OUT OF OFFICE to our rescue :)!

Mr.L - "Oh yes. the Loo... switch of the lights above and sleep there".....ewwwww is what i said.

Mr.E - Well, there are specific rooms for meeting, concall, server, many more and each of them has a backdoor leading to somewhere, so hurry up there and enter front door along with jobless colleagues, sit and gossip and leave out thru the back door! - Brilliant! :)

Mr.S - "If there is some cute gal next to your den, then try to jam or pull a chord or wire or dismantle some of her phone and network connections, so that you can get to her rescue" - as he said this aloud the cute gal opposite to him gave a dirty glare...I left the place - AMEN :)!

Mr.S - Oh the Stairs are the best place to kill, walk up and down and burn a few calories...and yu get to see some staircase romance if you are lucky ! Gulp!

Mr.M - Check out if any of your colleagues have left with PC unlocked, if so then run along and add everyone you know in BCC and send a mail stating his resignation from the company - now i know why my manager was fuming the other day.

Mr.E - Am the team lead, so all I do is call for a meeting of all my sub ordinates and tell them they have made a heck of the job and ask for updates, if they don't have any thing to report, I start appraisal discussion. Its so much fun when they talk seriously - I went Red!

Mr.N - Make a big crap noise from your co-worker's cubicle and when everyone turns around to see , point fingers at him and ask " Dude, what yu upto? "

Mr.O - Well, go around and make lip movements to your co-worker and when he yells back in frustration” What" , then tell him " Mate, Yu ought to check your ears" - now that’s Grrrrrr

Mr.W - Order Pizza and give your colleagues contact number and info :)! - Swell :)!



Or one of my co-workers even sent me a cartoon on how to organise your desk... this one!



Now its me.... Plenty of options...just as me, there are many funny and adorable people out there who post blogs in the name of comedy (sry my frnds lol ) , so check their blogs...they are

Archana , Meow , Chriz, Niranjana , Manju ,Shruti , Venky , Benny , ZB , Swati ,Bindu ,
A S, Ekta ,Vishnu , Blunt Edges ,Srivatsan., Neha, Rohini , Guria,Sa_t_ish,R S V .. and the list cud go on if you check my followers and comments....so i suggest yu guys read these blogs to kill time as they are the best entertainers in the town..... :)

Now pls no false impressions that am jobless..! just my Time Off in Lieu :)!

112 comments:

Yellow Tulip said...

HE HE NICE ONE DUDE:)...KEEP PENNING

Ekam said...

I would keep in mind this survey when I am 'working' or when I am 'working to kill time' :D

soin said...

engg actually prepares you for what your about to face when you work..i on an avg get two hours of free periods in that ac internet lab.and then 18 hours at home.analum sir intha blogs lam sama timepass.ilati romba mokkaiya irukum..free

Sat_hi_sh said...

Seringa oppicer neenga edhana idea kudungalan ;)
Coz u can come up with somethin creative na :D

vEnKy said...

this is nice guide of what i should do if i go to a job and i am left jobless in that job. :)

Srivatsan said...

lol!
give some tips for guys like me who are waiting for call from their recruited companies!:D

HaRy!! said...

~Yellow....thanks :)!! will sure do

HaRy!! said...

~Ekam...Random thoughts...am not responsible if yu end up in trouble!

HaRy!! said...

~Soin...kandippa...blogs ilaina...aiyo ramaaaa!

Benny said...

anna..sema comedy.. I wil join next week for my job..so oru advice madhiri irundhudu..epdi O.P adikanam nu u hav told very nicely :)wil follow them n tel u d results!!! btw,I jus understand neenga UK le ena on site job panringa nu :D hehe..N thx for adding my name in u r foot note :)

HaRy!! said...

~Sathish.... athan...last'la intha vetti blog yelam padika soli potu irukom :)!!

HaRy!! said...

~Venky...he he...make a note sir! yur name is there in my blognote as well!

HaRy!! said...

~Sri... write mokai comments for mokai blog like me...best way!

HaRy!! said...

~Benny...arasiyala ithu yelam sagacham appa!! first join pani work panra mathiri effect vidanum!

Anu...:) said...

Well I am thankful that you shared your wonderful ideas! :P :P :P

Neha said...

well Mr. workaholic, i think i have got plenty of stuff to kill tim for the coming months...aah, anyways business is not doing good...so thank u thank u thank u for sharing such wonderful ideas...but i hope Mr. S turns out to be a handsome guy sitting next to me..;)

Guria said...

I didn't believe the first statement but I still read! :P

Hilarious survey! No wonder people return home tired from work! The free time is a killer!! :D

And Mr. S has a err... character problem! lol..

By the way, did I miss my name? Oh! No, it's not there! :D

^_^

HaRy!! said...

~Anu... :) glad yu cud use them..!

HaRy!! said...

~Neha...Mr.S eh? lemme send yu his pic..then yu 'll know! :P

HaRy!! said...

~Guria...free time is a monster yes!!! i hate dem..! hey no sorry some of them which i had in draft are gone :(, and am not able to repost them..a pity!..

Guria said...

Excuses! Excuses!! :D

Heyy, I was just kiddin' buddy! :)
I have a knack for humour too! ;)

I know you frequent my blog but you are my blogger buddy too! :)

Insignia said...

At my workplace, guys play cricket in the aisle, knocking people who are working(read hearing to music, browsing, blogging), or go to the cafe with their laptops on the pretext of working but watch TV.

I generally drag a beanbag and cozily sit on it with my laptop; facing outside, put up a show as if I am working hard!!! :-P

Hope my office folks don't read this

The ideas your co-workers mentioned are really superb..Nice post.
:-)

and yes, thank you for mentioning my blog as one of the entertainers. Comedy or no comedy, entertainer for sure :-)

Neha said...

I meant a different one for the case mentioned by Mr. S in my situation, and not the one you have mentioned here...good god, thank u for the warning and my timely clarification :P

Insignia said...

One of the ideas you mentioned - if the system is unlocked, send a prank mail. We just did that with a friend of ours, we sent a mail to the whole group mentioning that he was getting married.

Unfortunately, that resulted in a huge misunderstanding and it went to the extent of breaking off.

Rohini Prasanth said...

My my!! Those are some pretty interesting options.. will keep in mind when I join the corporate world. :D

Something special is waiting for you at my blog.. please come and take a look..

HaRy!! said...

~Guria.. he he thanks :)! yu my blogger buddy too, of course we all hav a knack for humour! :) cya around...hey yu there in FB?

Shruti said...

hey ne Onsite la yenna panra nu velicham pottu kamichuta pa!!
Awesome..
yen blog la nan comedy try panrena! Ada pavi...

Asusual, awesome!!
Great writing... First DOJ vandhu,onsite pona, idhellam nanum panalam!!

Great work!

HaRy!! said...

~Bindu... I thought so..! well yur beanbag drama...is that back in India or in US? , Oh yu sure are an entertainer...no doubt on that..OMG! then what happened with the couple? Yu bunch of pranksters :P , yu shud join my club of workaholics :) ..cya around

HaRy!! said...

~Neha... was just pulling yur leg...lol @ yur reaction..ho ho

HaRy!! said...

~Rohini... Options open for yu:)! well, but am not responsible if yu land in trouble . Wow thanks a ton for that Rohini :)!! boy am i glad to recieve those awards! and i'd be mad to say no to be yur blogger buddy!! :)! cya tc

HaRy!! said...

~Shruti... nama vandavalam thandavalam yelam veliya solatheyyyy:)!! etho aracha mava arachikitu iruken! he he thanks and yur story is very very popular here..i sent it to everyone and they asked me.."Yaru da mache intha story" , they didnt comment but...kalakal pa :)!

Harish said...

Hey nice blog u have got here!!
And thanks fr visiting mine!

Shruti said...

@Hary
hey nejamave yellarkum anupchaya?!
I feel great!
Was it that much good!??
Nandri :)

Insignia said...

Beanbag drama...very much here in Bangalore at EGL :-D

Those couple's relationship got stronger and our friendship weaker. Finally, we all friends split up with him because he wanted to.

Later, he realized his mistakes and patched up. Now we are great friends :-)

Yup!! just like AA, this is workaholic anonymous!! :-P

Meow said...

i already implemented the first point :P

VISHNU said...

i liked both the mr.s n the mr.m n mr.w 's replies..since u didnt survey any mrs or ms.. am gonna call u a gender racist..

enga bloga comedynu ne mudivu panniteengala??..

Pooja Mahimkar said...

lol...good one.. esp the staircase romance... i have caught so many of such couples :P

bliss said...

really liked mr w's idea. infact, i have tried it myself once but back then, it wasnt for fun. i wanted to take revenge from someone. besides i was a kid and innocent!!! *big round cute eyes*
hmmmm btw, this is wat u do in ur free time??? plan wat u r gonna do wen u have more time to kill later??? :O

HaRy!! said...

~Harish.... thanks cya around

~Shruti...me not kidding and all :) , i'll send yu their email!

HaRy!! said...

~Bindu...This much scene in EGL? Next time when i come there..wil do that! he he! good for that they guys patched up!! yu dont want the wrath! :)!

Shruti said...

@Hary
email ah :O

Kaka said...

huh....nice one!!!!!well u forgot to survey me....!!!!i know how to kill time thats wat i am do best...:)....also killing time isnt easy as many think .....lot of patience needed...:P...i liked mr s's idea and mr w's...:)

Rajlakshmi said...

Lolzzz too good... i usually come up with half of them... specialy loved the appraisal one... :) set me ROFL... btw which one did u try :)

Manju said...

OOOooohhh I spot my name up there ^^
i like Mr. N's idea, now that'd be fun haha!

numerounity said...

Hary, this is one "hary-licious" of a post!

Kudos, Bravo...Divine and encore!!!

BTW Do let me know how many guys actually clicks my link here...Whoa...Thanks you buddy!

Ekta

Ayswarya said...

i thought u r a PhD only in cleaning and mokkaing...vetti ah time spending la post doctorate ye pannuvay polarukku...

Nazish Rahman said...

Thats why never throw a open ended question when carrying out a survey...u'll get all types of answers. Among all i thought the pizza option was sensible...lol!!
I wonder do we really have ppl like Mr.L then its hell for ppl sitting next to him :)

HaRy!! said...

~Sowmi...ithu la yellam correct ah irunga :)

HaRy!! said...

~Pooja... he he...me too...then they feel quite embarrassed :)

HaRy!! said...

~Bliss.. he he yu are one of the pranksters eh?!! ll be careful if i were to end up as yur colleague somehow :) ..yep this is wat i do!

HaRy!! said...

~Kaka.... yu shud hav been the first person i shud hav surveyed!! pls do tell me wat yu ll do, i will add a Mr. K :) !! danx bro

HaRy!! said...

~Rajalakshmi...... appraisal one is LOL :)! i try blogs as i have mentioned ...will add yu henceforth for my time killin!

HaRy!! said...

~Manju... he he..yep yu are an entertainer...aint yu? N's idea..go gal!

HaRy!! said...

~Ekta... always welcome :) no posts lately?

HaRy!! said...

~Ayswarya...mokai yelam neethan...all yu are my guru!

HaRy!! said...

~NR... he he there are ppl...am not makin this up :P...btw thats my disclaimer !! he he

tinkalicious said...

Hi just stopped by via Rohini, pay a visit if you get a chance, not as funny as you, but still a nice place to spend a minute or two!
ox
tinki

Archana said...

Haha oh the infamous how to kill time. These are definitely way more innovative than "log onto FB"! As for Mr.S I think he needs a woman in his life ASAP, lol. With his staircase hopes & pulling out phone cord routines. Tsk tsk. :P

And thanks for the mention! Looks like there's a whole circle of entertaining bloggers out there. :)

NEHA said...

nice post

looking forward to more such results of useless surveys :P

keep penning

:)

Being Pramoda... said...

Hahha..hilarious ..:)

Thanks for posting this ..enjoyed the read..:)

keep expressing :)

Gayathri said...

Hehe,.nice one..im yet to come up with such weird ideas :D neccessity is the mother of invention u see :p

Sourav !!! said...

You are so managed and neat with your arrangements !

Troubling the cute girl next cabin by Mr. S to get a SOS ... This is what I used to do, till the neighbor changed to a cute WOMAN next cabin ! :P

I don't appreciate your non-sense of wasted humor ! LOL !

Sat_hi_sh said...

Enna sir ennoda blog pukum ala kanum ??????

varsha said...

in my future job i'll refer these for help!
thanks!
:)*

SG said...

Nice one. I always book a conference room for 3 hours and take other employees like me to the conference room. Lock the door and shoot the breeze.

R S V said...

Hey, visit my blog http://rahulsharmaspeaks.blogspot.com/
there is something waiting for you :)
Hope you like it:)
I will definitely read your blog after some time..

R S V said...

and I read
and I laughed..
he he....
and I liked Mr. S's opinion the best....
no actually each one was uniquely different and explosive!!

ScarletTd1ar1es said...

mr x: read harys blog.
:P
ps: mr s has 2 b unmarried.
:P

keep posting.

Shas said...

Hi! Harry,
I seriously envy your humour cells....lolzzz

Do check out my latest blog post. Am sure you won't be disappointed. =)

HaRy!! said...

~Tinka... yu got a nice blog too...funny yes:) somehow i dont know anything else!danx cya around

HaRy!! said...

~Arch....am sure yu have plenty of otherways :) wud help if yu cud lend yur advice lol! yep..plenty of them hangin around:)

R S V said...

Hey, visit my blog http://rahulsharmaspeaks.blogspot.com/
there is something waiting for you :)
Hope you like it:)

HaRy!! said...

~Neha..thanks..cya around :)

~Pramod.... danx....!

HaRy!! said...

~Gayathri...meaning yu are quite busy all the time :) ? ho boy we envy yu!

HaRy!! said...

~Yo Sourav... he he i shud have come to yu in the first place for such weird ideas!

~Satish... aiyo weekend full outing, so office time la thane ithu yellam check pana mudiyum :)..cya soon

HaRy!! said...

~Varsha.... gr8..lemme know i can help :)!

~SG.. he he i knew there are whole lot in this town!

HaRy!! said...

~Scarlet... he he thankz...btw..whoz Mr.X ?lol

~R S V...yup..thanks a ton...hav to visit yur blog today somehow!

HaRy!! said...

~Shas..sure will do :)! cya

blunt edges said...

Mr.S and Mr.W seem 2 be in my zone ;)

a very very phunny n entertaining post hary...n thanx a ton 4 the mention...WAIT...my ego also says thanx :D:D:D

kanagu said...

Machi... this is too good..

of the lot... I will pick this 3 to kill the time and have fun..

/*Oh the Stairs are the best place to kill, walk up and down and burn a few calories...and yu get to see some staircase romance if you are lucky ! Gulp!

Mr.M - Check out if any of your colleagues have left with PC unlocked, if so then run along and add everyone you know in BCC and send a mail stating his resignation from the company - now i know why my manager was fuming the other day.*/

the stairs of corporates are like park to many,,,,.. they will go on and on... LOL :)

and the other one... will create a huge mess.. and interesting too... when done at an interval...

/*Mr.N - Make a big crap noise from your co-worker's cubicle and when everyone turns around to see , point fingers at him and ask " Dude, what yu upto? "*/

too good :)

and the last diagram is classic... :)

is that called organizing.. I doubt it..

Cute Cadre said...

Hey Hary more than comedy my blog contains too much of tragedy as I write all my sontha kathai sooga kathai!!!
Nice write up Hary. If I find any of my colleague system unloacked I wud send a mail stating that this week friday there is a party in so n so restuarant. Paavam too many ppl have become my victims!!

Enjoyed this post to the core..

Sans said...

u know pretty well how to draw smiles on ppls faces. gud gud. 1st time on your blog.
yeah! :) i enjoyed.

Manju said...

very clever hary!and i'll probably end up getting beaten up too huh
how come i can't write on your Fb wall?you hav me on limited profile don't you! :(

HaRy!! said...

~Blunt...ho ho yu in Mr.S zone? gooood!

HaRy!! said...

~Kanagu... he he yes...staircase is so much fun and i have been a witness , many a time....thanks for dropping by..cyu soon..

HaRy!! said...

~Niranjana...pavam pa...unoda mokai la matikitangala...vaal ah nee :)! he he tc

HaRy!! said...

~Sans....welcome to my blog...yep i am still trying to make fun in the name of comedy in the name of...oh wil i shut up :)! cya

chitra said...

While I was in college we had a Hindi teacher who was short of hearing and students really had a gala of time when she taught.If she asked a question students just stood up and moved their lips and she would allow them to sit down.LOL. your post reminded me of that.

So this what you do when you have no work,preparing surveys and posting blogs during the office time.:)
I did enjoy it.

Vinz said...

That was a great read..
Funny...!!
Keep them coming..!!

:) :)

blunt edges said...

why is blunt edges linking 2 some other site in the post? ***raised eyebrow***

ps: my ego is miffed!!!

HaRy!! said...

~Chitra.... neengalum antha hindi teacher intha mathiri cheat paningala? he he glad to hav brought back memoirs :)! yep this is wat i do!

HaRy!! said...

~Vinz...he he thanks!

~Blunt....whayu upto dude? :)!

Extremity said...

slapping all you weirdos!
who wud have thought such a great variety of options.patent?? :D

Hafsah said...

Make a big crap noise from your co-worker's cubicle and when everyone turns around to see , point fingers at him and ask " Dude, what yu upto? "


i've tried this one wid my classmate ^^

nice post :D! i like it =]

$.RYN.$ said...

Tagged u on my note hary....check it out.....want to see how u answer the questions

TheBeez said...

*bookmarks this list in hopes of using it for the next job*

Hilarious post, as always! :)

HaRy!! said...

~Extremity...long time no see? he he patent??!

HaRy!! said...

~Hafsah... i know there are a bunch of weirdos out there:)!he he

HaRy!! said...

~RYN... am yet to do a loooong set of tags...sry abt that :)!

~Beez.... we all will be idle at work at any point of time...so dont we need an idea :)!

Karthik[:)] said...

hehehe really awesome ways to kill time..i'll keep them in mind when i step into an office :D
funny stuff!!!

btw-> thanks for the comment :-)

evanescentthoughts said...

Hahaha.. this was tooo funny.. liked it a lot.. thanks for visiting my blog.. I am blogrolling you! meanwhile lemme read your older posts :)

Amrita~Ams said...

khe khe khe:
"the cute gal opposite to him gave a dirty glare...I left the place - AMEN :)!" :P:P
Amen!

wat if the person is jobless??..no office..nothing?? :|

P.S: nice to see ur comment hary :)

Ria said...

he he that was both funny and nice. :P :P

Cute Cadre said...

@Hary
Woah!! more than 100 comments!!! true ur blog is a crowd puller :)

HaRy!! said...

~Evan....thnkq...me2...will b bothering yur post often now:)!

~Karthik..welcome..cya aroun:)

HaRy!! said...

~Amrita...jobless @ Job ..thats the survey

~Niranjana...elam unga asirvatham :) and my mokai:)..anyways nane 50 comment adichiten...aparum ena!

niyati said...

This is where I say - An empty mind runs wild. But an intelligent mind, when empty runs wild its imagination and creates a hilarious piece like this one :)
Wonderful post buddy!
Sorry; last week was bit busy so couldn't refer to yours or even post something new :(

Love,
niyati

evanescentthoughts said...

An award for you at my site :)

Valerine said...

Bango on!....Good ones...ANd yes now i knw if anytime my phone line doesnt work who to blame .....U guys cheap thrill ;)

Deva84 said...

hahaha it's hilarious! our computers are down and we have to do everything manually!!!! hahaha!

thank you for stopping by! and for leaving comments and for following!

bisous. deva!

HaRy!! said...

~Niyati...now thats a huge compliment...lemme show this to ppl who called me empty :) ..no worries..cya around!

~Evane...wow! thats swell!! thanks for the awards:)!

HaRy!! said...

~Valerine...not me...he he just the survey!:)

~Deva...nice to cyu here:) do come around for some giggles!