Mr.J - Drink large glasses of water and juice, so that you can spend most of the time walking in a hurried pace to the LOO, so that people think you are busy running.
Mr.O - Oh, i keep calling offshore from onsite, as the number does not get displayed and yu can hear people screaming back ...so much fun.
Mr.B - Well i start a mail chain with so many colleagues, example as " Hey Ravi why did you tell Prakash that Kumar is so dumb at work and a real coward" , so in that case Prakash
and Ravi will be the STAR of attraction and by the time they question you, we have OUT OF OFFICE to our rescue :)!
Mr.L - "Oh yes. the Loo... switch of the lights above and sleep there".....ewwwww is what i said.
Mr.E - Well, there are specific rooms for meeting, concall, server, many more and each of them has a backdoor leading to somewhere, so hurry up there and enter front door along with jobless colleagues, sit and gossip and leave out thru the back door! - Brilliant! :)
Mr.S - "If there is some cute gal next to your den, then try to jam or pull a chord or wire or dismantle some of her phone and network connections, so that you can get to her rescue" - as he said this aloud the cute gal opposite to him gave a dirty glare...I left the place - AMEN :)!
Mr.S - Oh the Stairs are the best place to kill, walk up and down and burn a few calories...and yu get to see some staircase romance if you are lucky ! Gulp!
Mr.M - Check out if any of your colleagues have left with PC unlocked, if so then run along and add everyone you know in BCC and send a mail stating his resignation from the company - now i know why my manager was fuming the other day.
Mr.E - Am the team lead, so all I do is call for a meeting of all my sub ordinates and tell them they have made a heck of the job and ask for updates, if they don't have any thing to report, I start appraisal discussion. Its so much fun when they talk seriously - I went Red!
Mr.N - Make a big crap noise from your co-worker's cubicle and when everyone turns around to see , point fingers at him and ask " Dude, what yu upto? "
Mr.O - Well, go around and make lip movements to your co-worker and when he yells back in frustration” What" , then tell him " Mate, Yu ought to check your ears" - now that’s Grrrrrr
Mr.W - Order Pizza and give your colleagues contact number and info :)! - Swell :)!
Or one of my co-workers even sent me a cartoon on how to organise your desk... this one!
Now its me.... Plenty of options...just as me, there are many funny and adorable people out there who post blogs in the name of comedy (sry my frnds lol ) , so check their blogs...they are
Archana , Meow , Chriz, Niranjana , Manju ,Shruti , Venky , Benny , ZB , Swati ,Bindu ,
A S, Ekta ,Vishnu , Blunt Edges ,Srivatsan., Neha, Rohini , Guria,Sa_t_ish,R S V .. and the list cud go on if you check my followers and comments....so i suggest yu guys read these blogs to kill time as they are the best entertainers in the town..... :)
Now pls no false impressions that am jobless..! just my Time Off in Lieu :)!
