Friday, September 25, 2009

7 yEaR oLd'S DiArY

Prenote to all readers : Please read my disclaimer as always :) ! and please forgive the grammar, its a 7 year oldz musing anyways :)!



Dear diary, today I start to write Diary , writing what i did from morning as my uncle hary troubled( no other word found) to write like this daily.Morning, I think bathing is a mistake invention, because everytime Hary uncle goes inside bathroom he is screaming ( he asks me put it as singing) , so I think it will create pain. Then I put some white cream and powder without my sister finding, as after putting this she becomes white and another colour. Mummy first asked me "kanna pls eat", if I don't she makes me afraid by telling " Seri, wait I will call Hary uncle to tell a joke" , so I think Mummy food is better.. We run to my auto and I sit in front along with auto mama and press the honk in signal and police mama shouts at Auto mama.


Today in assembly, Rahul made the Durrrr noise from his back and I laughed showing finger at him, so my class Miss Rekha beat me on my back and made me kneel down in front of all. First period is English and I tried same what uncle Hary did ( Link ),but got beatings again because miss asked me to say bike and I said car. I like history miss because ,everyday Hary Uncle gives me a letter to give to History miss and she gives me a letter to give to Hary Uncle, today different History miss came and she is old and not nice . As Hary uncle usually says" Give this office letter to History miss" , I gave this also to the new History miss. After reading the letter she told me to bring Hary uncle tomorrow. Hope he has a nice time.


I asked my class miss how to eat Orange and she told me how, I went near her and squeezed the Orange and water fell on her eyes, she shouted and gave me beating for putting water.During games period We played catch-ball, as Hary uncle given me practice in this, I catch well and throw well, but my friend Rahul was good too.So I picked and threw a ball full fast at my friend but it fell on his head and he cried. It was a stone ,I did not know promise. My friend Karthik asked me why is Chris so Fat, and I replied because he had swallowed a Ballon and told Karthik to pinch with a safety Pin to burst the balloon. So Karthik did that and I got beatings.




After full day beatings , I went home in auto and it was raining and so many rainwater around. As Hary uncle , Mom,Dad and Sis came to get me from Auto I jumped out in a laugh. on a puddle of water, it spread on all of them and Hary uncle white shirt became brown, and my sister makeup cleared. Again beatings. In home I told Hary uncle to sing happy song, so he screamed and opened his hand which fell on my mummy who was bringing milks, glass and the milk fell down on his head.Again beatings, but to Hary uncle.


I asked Daddy " Are you afraid of Mom" , he angrily said " No! am not" , so I asked him " Then why did you throw of the lunch in the bin without telling mom and saying shhhhh" , Mummy was behind me and Daddy started sweating. Again shoutings to my Daddy and beatings to me from Daddy. Last sister came to tell story to make me sleep, afraid of her mokai story I told I am sleepy.

So this is my day. I think I can put name as Beating Diary.

88 comments:

Archana said...

Ooh am I the first to comment?

Archana said...

Oh wow, I am. :) Haha, anyway, someone send this cute little 7 year old to English tutoring lesson conducted by me. I'll teach him to eat an orange without getting it sprayed in my eyes, lol. And I love this line "as after putting this she becomes white and another colour."

If only people would understand the art of how to wear make up. White colored "talcum" powder was not meant for tan skin!!! Haha, had fun peeking through this 7yr old's diary. :P

My old diary from 5th grade was filled with silly grammatical & spelling errors. Would probably explain why I stopped writing in a journal..haha.

Insignia said...

Hahahaha...Funny!! Too cute to worry about the grammar. :-)

Kaka said...

lol hary....really funny....this uncle hary told me to tell....so beatings to uncle hary...:P...

HaRy!! said...

~Arch.. he he yu the first yes!7 year old is me :D dis is how i troubled people around me, well with an added fiction:P , well yu shud really post a piece of yur fiction!! plus considering how stylish yu write now!! i can imagine earlier!! wat say yu? common post some of yur funny side:P he he ..tc

HaRy!! said...

~Bindu... he he that way, i can escape!

HaRy!! said...

~Kaka... mokai story :P Pavam hary uncle!

Satyu said...

hahaha...
Wow.. so sweet.
Witty indeed.

Loved it.

I jus felt like Im reading Shinchan's Diary ;)
Hope you know who he is :D

Takecare
Keep smiling.

And Im still loling :D

Vishnu said...

oru doubt.. i thought it was u who gave letters to the history teacher.. but in the above comment u said the 7 yr old was me.. so who was tht hary uncle?? chinna vayasulaye mama velai pathuirukeenga..lol.. if u had given the last letter properly.. u could hav pursued a career.. miss panniteengalae..
safety pin to the belly??
appavukke aapaa??
luks like u havent changed even a bit..

Naveen kumar said...

funny indeed, real touch of 7 year old's innocence ...specially the grammer the narration .. me too hope harry uncle has gud time with new history teacher :P

HaRy!! said...

~Satyu...he he thanks a lot :P..so enchating yur comment is! yep just wiki'ed it to find wat that means:D!! gr8 compliment indeed! thnkq! cya around

HaRy!! said...

~Vishnu sir...ungala mathiri atkalaku than naan disclaimer padika solren...enoda blog'la paathi unmai..meethi paathi..sathiyama enoda mokai imagination...so always a lil of my vivd creativity in it!:P..mama velaya!! hayo hayo!

HaRy!! said...

~Naveen....nooooooo previous history teacher 100 times OK :P! thnkz for vitisin pal!

Vishnu said...

how am i supposed to know which is real and which is fictious.. dont worry.. read the disclaimer.. jus building up on ur vivid imagination..;)

Anu...:) said...

:D

That was very funny :P


:D

Sourav !!! said...

LOL .. how was the new (old) Miss History ? Yeah !

How many periods does Seri has? in his school !

Beaten brutally, he'll teach teach all you guys a lesson .. just let him grow up :P

*wonders when does Hary takes a bath, since he is always fooling around* ! ;)

Sourav...in love with me and life

ScarletTd1ar1es said...

lol. hary. gawd you are amusing. :P
if u were a girl i would have sent u flowers, :P

Ekam said...

Cute little child:)
Beatings from me to Hary uncle:D

Neha said...

hahahaha, that was hilarious to the tee...the best one was the question asked to his dad...did u actually do ths btw? just curious..;))

HaRy!! said...

~Vishnu...he he...athuku than first line..anyways..nama mokaiya stop panren!

HaRy!! said...

~Anu...thanks:)

~Sourav...always there behind my back yu buddy :D ..he he...i gave a pass to yur questions, in this foolish quiz...next question pls!

HaRy!! said...

~Scarlet....he he now me a gal?? hmmm i'll write a post on that!

HaRy!! said...

~Ekam.....always me on the recievers end!! fine..one more to the beating list wont harm

HaRy!! said...

~Neha... As usual lil true and lil overboard!! he he

ScarletTd1ar1es said...

:P someone took the hint.
make it as hilarious as thsi one if not more.

keep entertaining uncle hary. :P

vEnKy said...

yei autokara ippa yaaru asinga patta. Vaangikko.

Sat_hi_sh said...

Ha ha ha :D
Idhu padika modhu yedho own experience eludhina madri iruku ;)

HaRy!! said...

~Scarlet...ll ask yur opinion on that for sure :D

HaRy!! said...

~Venky...arasiyala ithu yelam sagacham yappa :P

HaRy!! said...

~Satish...kandu pidicha seri!

Sid 'Ravan' Kabe said...

Superb... sharati baccha...:D

Anya said...

Very funny words :)
(@^.^@)

Being Pramoda... said...

hahaha...i name it as lovely diary of a naughty boy..:)

enjoyed reading it ..:)

$.RYN.$ said...

hilarious.....could we have more extracts frm the 7 year old's diary....

HaRy!! said...

#Sid...tq :)welcome

~Anya...welcome to the funny land...cya around!

HaRy!! said...

~Pramoda... he he yep sure is

~RYN..... sure..now that yu hav asked!

Rajlakshmi said...

That was hillarious.. Hahaha gasp! I hv to stop in between to prevent myself from choking wit laughter.. Brilliant one dude!

Zeba said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwn. This was just too cute. AND FUNNY.

Suga said...

hahahahah .... god i cant stp laughing .... hehehe ... looks like my diary.... hehe ... n i loved the way u put ur name in b/w ... it makes me laugh even more ... hehe :)

$.RYN.$ said...

i dont think anything is wrong with the 7 year old's english.......if it truly describes ur singing skills...lol

HaRy!! said...

~Rajlakshmi...wow thats the best compliment as of now !! thanks like a ton!

HaRy!! said...

Zeba...ho ho thnkq:)!

~RYN.... i have a special bathroom singing ability if yu know :)

HaRy!! said...

~Sug....well lets hav a leaf of yur diary then:)!

Meow said...

hahahahahaha.. hary uncle... I laik you so much for teaching such good things to the 7 year old :P

Shilpa said...

Lol... my favorite line is,"Then I put some white cream and powder without my sister finding, as after putting this she becomes white and another colour."

It was a nice read.


shilpa

Ayswarya said...

ithu sathiyama unnmai sambavam...

Nazish Rahman said...

Hahaha...nice, played catch catch..lol!!
So it was a beating day..:)

NEHA said...

that was a nice read
hilarious post! :P
get rid of word verification plz!

:)

Archana said...
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Praseela Nair said...

Hary, Funny post !! Guess you were a rebellious kid ...BTW did u become white after applying the white cream and powder?

scarlet pimpernel said...

hehehe
my family recently shifted to our new home and i am praying to all gods that my mom never finds my diary i used to write during my teens

Srivatsan said...

Seri, wait I will call Hary uncle to tell a joke" , so I think Mummy food is better.


Thaarumaaru! rotfl!

Intha kutti pasanga panra seshta irukke,yeppa! Naama avanga kitta bulb vaangum poathu kaduppa irukum,aana appram ukkandhu yosikkum poathu comedy ah irukum!
Athe maathri ippo irukra 3rd std pasanga ,nammala vida sema talented ah irukaanga! Gap kedacha,nammalye ellar munnadiyum kalasiruvaanunga! :O


epdi boss puthu puthu conceptlaam yosikreenga??

kanagu said...

macha... thaarumaaru...

sema comedy :))

Manju said...

gosh what a dumb kid (in a cute way). but i also thought fat kids ate balloons and i could never eat oranges without getting the juice in my eyes, so this kind of makes me dumb as well >_< FML

i think uncle Hary should do a youtube video of his 'singing' haha

TheBeez said...

Cutest thing ever. :)

Madhu said...

lol..is this cute or what!! terribly funny...orange juice?? durr sound..man! hilarious..and cute!

Shruti said...

I was continuously laughing like a mad after reading this!
Choo cute re! My dad n sissie thought that i have really gone mad :O
How can you write such things! I was visualizing things via ur writings!

BRILLIANT HaRy

A S said...

wow! very creative I must say :)

enjoyed every bit!
keep rocking :)

soin said...

oru vvati yavathu neenga adi vangineengala..chinna vayasula sema adi pola..free

evanescentthoughts said...

hahaha.. too funny uncle hary :)

lostworld said...

Very very cute post! Had me smiling throughout.

My first-time to your page. Nice blog!

Arnav said...

Nice :)
Very interesting read ...
A kids life is actually full of so many small things which we as adults fail to notice...


Keep Writing and Smiling ..

chitra said...

Hary your imagination....great yaar.

I have decided to read your post at the end of the day. helps me to relax. Making some one laugh is difficult. Not my qoute. borrwed one. Spelling mistakes. me too 7 year old.

HaRy!! said...

~Praseela... me? white colour? he he i always am already :)..

~Scarlet...share yur flip side pls :)

~Beez.. he he thanks!

~Arnav... Thanks for the comment dude! hope yu enjoyed the read

HaRy!! said...

~Meow.... he he...enaku ..naane? sooper

~Ayswarya......unaku matum elamee unmai sambhavam

~Neha.... done!! thanks for comment

~Shilpa.....she does, she does, and i guess all of the gals in the town( not yu of course)

~NR... Indeed it was!! beatings and nothing else.

HaRy!! said...

~Sri... romba correct !! bulbooo bulb , sema bulb...athula naangelam Phd vangi irukom :)!..yapa concept elam nee than pa kiladi.....:) nice to c yu

~Kanagu... he he:) romba ..yep!

~Manju... dumbo's we both are? hmmm now thats an interesting idea to post my singing and get rid of all my enemies!

~Madhu...danx..cya around:)!

HaRy!! said...

~Shruti...aiyo that funny? romba thanks pa....he he room potu yosipinga nu solvanga ila...athu than ithu...mokai nerathil ithu than seiya vendiyathu

~AS..he he..read it? danx

~Soin...ithula yena ya free....adi, idi mathiri! :) he he

~Evane....guess i'll change my name!

HaRy!! said...

~Lost... welcome , welcome, welcome...

~Chitra...wow, another 7 year old... then yu gonna get beatings :), well if yu dont read this at the end of the day of course ;)!

Shruti said...

Hary
Onsite pona. yenalam pananum nu unna paathu dan pa kathukanum!! Chancey illa!!!
My dad too read this post!!

HaRy!! said...

~Shruti...nala unga appa kita...enoda manatha vangify :D !! unayelam!!! aiyo aiyo

Shas said...

Lolzz...awww why everyone is beating up the cute li'l one, I would have hugged him rather than beat or scold him. But, he is smart enough to have his sweet revenge, too. Had a good laugh and fun reading this post.
Keep it up!!

blunt edges said...

cute one hary uncle ;)

Chriz said...

durr sound was cute..

dad scared od mom was innocence at its best..

good take at the whole subject

:)

cheers..

Gayathri said...

Lol..hilarious..uncle hary is really scary eh!! :P

Manju said...

we're not dumbos....we're hmmmmmm....'special' ;P
LMAo! is your singing a nuclear weapon or what?! haha, i'm even more curious to hear it now xD
n ha! now that i think abt it, i think i actually do deserve an award, cleaning is such hard work >_<
next time you give out awrds, i'll b expecting a 'congrats on cleaning your room' awrd ahahah

Anamika. said...

You've been tagged at my place!
Shot :D

Harini said...

Hhehe.. Cho cute!

I LMAO when ever i read the diary i wrote when i was young... I feel so weird reading that. My English was great.. if you know what i mean :P

Naarya said...

very cute :)

bliss said...

oooh so much work and that too from a little kid???? tch tch.. office letter for history miss??? :O how did it go with the other wali history miss?? :P

cute post.. poor kid, though. too many beatings!!! u did get beatings too, right??? poor hary too!!!! :P

Guria said...

Hey, you have a tag or two over at MM, check it out. :)
Am doing a mass tag!

Shanu said...

Aww cho cute :) The kiddo shld deftly name the diary as Beating Diary..that seems to be only thing he gets the whole day!

Rajlakshmi said...

Hi got an award and a tag waiting for you in my blog... please accept it :)

Push Vs Pull said...

Nice Post Man !

Cute Cadre said...

Poor kid!! Office letter for history miss?? Better try for English mam!!

Benny said...

anna,in u r blog after some time..joined my job n konjam busy:)N read ur diary;) super ah iruku!!! cute n the best part s u made it sound like a 7 yr old boy's diary! cheers:)

mAhEsH KaLaAL said...

Fabulous fun...
Hilarious and splendid wit with a pinch of sarcasm. It stroked the fun hormones of brain at the right place.
I was visualising the kid in all the scenarios and went nostalgic.
It is simple, real, natural and most of all original.It made me to travel 20 years back.
Your blog is very much unique and i jus loved it.

HaRy!! said...

~Mahesh...thats the best compliment i got till date i guess:) shows yu read the post with my warp humor :D..welcome to my blog...cya around as well!

~Benny...Good bro..hope yu havin a gala there in freshers bunch!! yeah i was missing yur comments for sure

~Shanu...yeah thats y i mentioned as beating diary!!

~Guria...thnkq :)

~Push n Pull...he he :)

lakshmi said...

It reminds me of Calvin from calvin and hobbes........Yes I can relate all these to my son.....He reads Calvin and hobbes and literally puts all those mischief to practice...........however beating is something I resort to when things go out of my hand...........

Nice one HaRy.............thanks for directing me here