Thursday, July 9, 2009

cRaP tAlK...

We all shud have overheard so many conversations from the loo, today i was at the London Technology Center for a official work(ya..like u'd believe that) and i overheard a talk between two nerds( am damn sure they won't read this blog). It was actually some guy on a mobile phone, and it was quite funny. I was not able to make out what the other person on phone was asking/talking, so from this guy's response i just framed things up....of course and most of the conversation as well :)
( Phone rings)
Guy in loo(GL) : Hello Mate , you alrite? wha yu doin?
Guy from Phone(GP) : Me gud.. just hanging around yu know...what are yu doing?
GL : ..me alrite..and me ...ahem...err..kinda stuck in downloading something yu know.....
GP : Downloading that i know? what is that....?
GL : no no.... i mean you'd not know what am downloading,i'd rather not say what.... ok wat do yu want?
GP : Oh shit!!
GL : Wat? How the hell do you know?
GP : Know wat?? .. i stomped my foot here.. whats the matter with yu?
GL : Ha Ha....
GP : Ok, listen am waiting outside...come soon
GL : How the heck? Is that your shoes?...
GP : What do you mean? Am outside the building..Stop the crap and come out..
(At that moment, the bathroom cleaner appears magically and knocks on the door to inform every one to hussle out , as he had to clean)
Cleaner : Hello, anybody there...coming in..
GL : No No...can't come out now...wait!!
GP : Yu wont?? don't yu want the Lomofen's(Stomach upset pills)
Cleaner : Its late sir, come out!
FLUSH sounds....
GL comes out... i double with laughter!! and he stares at me red!
GP : Wha the noise?
GL : Nothing...My stomach!!
Ha Ha he ho... apparently the Guy in the phone from otherside should have come earlier :)!

33 comments:

ZiLliOnBiG said...

ha! that was some conversation there. Downloading :)))
BTW thanks for visiting:))

The Panorama said...

Funny post:) It made me laugh! Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog.

Sainath said...

LOl!! nice joke...

hary!! said...

~Zillion..heheh! it was indeed!cya soon

hary!! said...

~made me laugh when i made it up as well :) cya keep visitin!

shilpa said...

It was very funny hhahahahahaha love your blog dear

Anupama said...

Hehheheh!!!!
dUdE, U have Got a cRaP kind of imagination lolzzzzzzz
just kidding....

mystiquedew said...

ewww!

U stop that evesdropping...or pick a better spot to do it..

:)

hary!! said...

~Shilpa.. he he crap imagination!

hary!! said...

~Anu... know wat yu mean :)

~mystique...no no just my vivid imagination :) and a little truth indeed!

sujata said...

Thanks for dropping by. Some conversation that!!

Jyoti said...

Haha! Hilarious, must say.

You should enter the ladies washroom sometime. You will get a lot more stuff to write about ;)

[If you come out alive, that is.]

Archana said...

Haha, I never understood people being on the phone in the bathroom! When I used to live on campus I used to hear some of the craziest conversations. I've heard some pretty wild stories.. that I would have thought most people would want to keep pretty private. But I guess not, lol.

hary!! said...

~Sujatha.... yeah try eavesdropping, we get so many weirdos there! :)Thanks for stopping by

~Jyoti... wat are yu upto? get me clobbered :) ! anyways i can give Knowledge transfer as to how get these kind of information ! ho ho

hary!! said...

~Archana... ha ha ya i know wat yu mean, wonder why people never get a better place to talk! anyways the above is a more of my crap imagination with reality :) he he

Tasneem N. said...

the downloading part was funny. how can anyone talk on a phone in a bathroom!

Chriz said...

you have a foto of him?

hary!! said...

~Tasneem.. i have not tried myself, so wud'nt be aware anyways :)

~Chriz... ilaingo.. why so need of his foto ? was it yu ?ha ha

Ashwathy said...

ROFL!! tooo good!! :D
btw nice profile pic! courtesy madame tussaud's eh?

hary!! said...

~Aswathy... yesp madame tussads..thats exactly where it is!

Cute Cadre said...

Downloading..LOL

numerounity said...

Ha Ha.. Stop peeping at loo...bad habit.

Deepika Gupta said...

Rofl.. :P

hary!! said...

~Cute.. ya ya local slang only :)

~Numero.. no peeping and all...only eavesdroping :)

hary!! said...

~Deepika...welcome...keep visitin :)

Swatantra said...

Nice to know your blog hary!! Thanks for the visit to my blog, come to my other blog also.

Thanks!!

Gayathri said...

hahaha.."GP : Downloading that i know? what is that....?
GL : no no.... i mean you'd not know what am downloading,i'd rather not say what.... ok wat do yu want?
GP : Oh shit!!
GL : Wat? How the hell do you know?"..loool.. :D

hary!! said...

~Swatantra...welcome :) c yu soon

hary!! said...

~Gayathri... all comedy only :)

TheBeez said...

Hi! Thanks for visiting me! I agree that people should be more careful that they don't share all of their personal business on the phone... although when they do, I'm not opposed to listening. :) Thanks for sharing this tidbit!

hary!! said...

~Beez... he he i do agree, but its a public place and there were'nt any sign boards, so the eavesdropping :).C ya around

ivy_^^ said...

GP : What do you mean? Am outside the building..Stop the crap and come out..


lol. only he could stop the crap.
nice one.

hary!! said...

~ivy..thankx.. keep visitin :)