cRaP tAlK...

We all shud have overheard so many conversations from the loo, today i was at the London Technology Center for a official work(ya..like u'd believe that) and i overheard a talk between two nerds( am damn sure they won't read this blog). It was actually some guy on a mobile phone, and it was quite funny. I was not able to make out what the other person on phone was asking/talking, so from this guy's response i just framed things up....of course and most of the conversation as well :)
( Phone rings)
Guy in loo(GL) : Hello Mate , you alrite? wha yu doin?
Guy from Phone(GP) : Me gud.. just hanging around yu know...what are yu doing?
GL : ..me alrite..and me ...ahem...err..kinda stuck in downloading something yu know.....
GP : Downloading that i know? what is that....?
GL : no no.... i mean you'd not know what am downloading,i'd rather not say what.... ok wat do yu want?
GP : Oh shit!!
GL : Wat? How the hell do you know?
GP : Know wat?? .. i stomped my foot here.. whats the matter with yu?
GL : Ha Ha....
GP : Ok, listen am waiting outside...come soon
GL : How the heck? Is that your shoes?...
GP : What do you mean? Am outside the building..Stop the crap and come out..
(At that moment, the bathroom cleaner appears magically and knocks on the door to inform every one to hussle out , as he had to clean)
Cleaner : Hello, anybody there...coming in..
GL : No No...can't come out now...wait!!
GP : Yu wont?? don't yu want the Lomofen's(Stomach upset pills)
Cleaner : Its late sir, come out!
FLUSH sounds....
GL comes out... i double with laughter!! and he stares at me red!
GP : Wha the noise?
GL : Nothing...My stomach!!
Ha Ha he ho... apparently the Guy in the phone from otherside should have come earlier :)!