Election euphoria is on an all-time high, and we at cartoonists are committed to give the best entry exit and intermission poll expectations. This is virtually a mastermind of my impeccable and catastrophic imagination run wild, so just imagine the following personalities in ministerial avatars
If not him, who else? He is the best campaigner of his own Kathakali party and with a sarcasm that can give Jim Carrey a run for his money; he is the best guy around. He has all the qualifications of an upcoming minister, for they jump from 7th floor of one party to 8th floor of the other and this guy has already shown his potential from humor bowling to being a vivid contestant for Jhalak Dikhala Jaa.
Yes, the same open minded lass who quipped to go back to the era of “Caveman” by shedding her clothes (does she wear them anyway!), If Indian team wins the world cup! There is some solid rumor that Congress party has been desperate in roping her, so that she could do the twitter item song yet again and woo some voters. And FYI and FYA, no photographs of Poonam here for i was unable to find even one post-able through the terabytes of Google Images.
Slapping and kicking is a pattern at Parliament these days and yes in public meetings as well. Even before the Harbhajan-Sreesanth slap fiasco came in, this quite little girl from ex-Bollywood was in the news for avidly slapping her former boyfriend for kissing in public. Well, so a potential candidate indeed.
When I saw the movie “Vaaiyai Moodi Pesavum” ( close your mouth and talk), immediately this chap into my thoughts, for he thinks his biggest weapon till date is his mouth, and the deep resonance sound that emerges from that salivatic volcano. But a close search on google can show plenty of Arnab spoofs and if you wanna be a politician you need both! Sure shot on the list
His speeches are terrifying, the bass he sets is unbelievably resounding and more importantly he can produce multiple sounds through his borewell mouth which hides beneath the Amazon beard. He might make a mockery of his own, but his entrance will shudder the opposite parties without a doubt and he is sure in the list of highly reputed comedians. Err politicians.
How about this, man preaches and preaches and suddenly falls for the peaches. Well, he is one of the best candidates when it comes to safety, for if he comes to power he will abolish all imported/exported and handmade candid cameras in India. And that would be his entire election manifesto. So why not!
I don’t know who or where this person is, but definitely ought to catch him/her, drag on to the assembly. For the popularity gained by sree.Whatsappji is bigger than what sunny leone’s google search is. So anyone?