Friday, October 23, 2009

BoSsY TaLe


My Boss and I share an eternal bond and am sure most of you love their bosses. If there is sarcasm in my words , then its in the mind of the readers and I always go by my disclaimer notice above.Following is a fictional true conversation between Boss and HaRy.Gone are the days when idle time used to overtake my busy schedule and am back to busy bee, so I can roam around my cubicle 100 times to show am quite busy.Am having sort of the mokai Block,so please spare me fellas.

Boss : Hey Hary... busy day?

Hary : Yep sir, lotsa work yu see..

Boss : Weird! I don't remember sending out any task mails to yu?

Hary : Yu didn't? i have an email from yu ( checks and finds out, it was last week's). ... Oh OK OK!!

Boss : Apparently it means Yu still haven't completed last week's work.

Hary : Ahem! actually, this and that came across to make my mind, think of that... so that...

Boss : Where are yu up to? never in your seat!

Hary : In the cafeteria..

Boss : (Bewildered) What??

Hary : Whats the mission of our company sir?

Boss : Mutual Productivity earned through trust and hard work.

Hary : What?? No way, I have read it in the notice board, it says " Bring your appetite here, Love the slow food"

Boss : S**T , that's the Cafeteria's mission... its an advertisement written below. Well done..!!!!

Hary : Thank you (gulp)

Boss : Hmmm... what do you think of the term "Bench" ?

Hary : Two things 1. Its cruelty , 2. They are old fashioned and only cushion chairs should be used.

Boss : Remarkable stupid creativity you have.... Why are yu late to office everyday?

Hary : Pass

Boss : This ain't any Quiz competition... Cant you learn from Rahul?

Hary : I thought yu asked me to learn from Sachin? No? Rahul is in different dept

Boss : Noooo you are hopeless, I mean learn being punctual, discipline, hard work..

Hary : That eh! oh I learn from you.

Boss : I need to check the HR interview panel , they should be weirdos to recruit people like you.

Hary : Your Wife was the Lead there.

Boss : Gulp!

Following is the picture my friend sent me with caption as " If your boss asks you to work on weekends" ( Click to see a larger image of the Picture, Goyale in Tamil means...i think waste fellow)

How abt yu guys? funny experiences with yur boss? Do share em' ,

57 comments:

soin said...

goyale na friendly and dumb person..neenga remba mokkachamy aitu varrenga..free

Kaka said...

lol....u always have this thing of making people laugh....thoroughly enjoyed the post...:D:D:D

ZB said...

haha, that sounds so familiar...Gud one Bro. :)

RSV said...

what funny experiences buddy...
you made my day by saying that the boss likes me...thank you....

:)

PS that cafetaria thing was awesome!!

RSV said...
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A S said...

hahahah! nice one again! .... my ex boss was very kiddish, once we fixed the deadline of a project in April, in the middle of that important discussion he started telling me about the birthdays of his family members (falling in in April)!!!

Praseela Nair said...

shabbba mudiyala!!

Insignia said...

Hahahaha...My first boss was the best. She took care of us very well. In fact, she would not let me work unless I had my breakfast and lunch on time. She would literally push me out of my cube if I worked beyond 5 PM and she once scolded me for calling her up to check if work was fine and if I was required; during my vacation

And whenever I went on site, she would scold me if I worked for long hours and gave me tips to spend time roaming around places, she used to suggest me shopping areas and tourist places!! Those were good old days.

Oh oops, sorry, boss nu sonna adutha nimisham got reminded of her. Your boss seems to be witty as you. Good for ya :-D

Anu...:) said...

Nice one :P
:D

Novice Writer said...

Hahaha!! That was extremely funny!!! Our department head is a gem of a person..She is cool..And thank goodness for that!

Wallpaper World said...

thats funny.. especially the last wife part... thats a nice answer... lol... good one hary..

rahul s said...

he he..i am expectin the same situvation for me in the comin weeks.
coz i dont remember the day I have worked for the whole 7 hrs ..!! eh..nice read to prepare... :-p.

Meow said...

long way to go for me to talk about ma boss i guess
:) good post :)

Neha said...

hahahaha, nice post...

umm, I have always come across bad bosses with ill temper...darn, they all were so jealous as i was more brilliant than them...:P

Sid 'Ravan' Kabe said...

hey the canteen thing happens with me the whole time...

my boss says they dont pay me to sit in canteen with girls...

so i asked him one day, wat is ur problem, me going to canteen? or me going with a girl...:P

numerounity said...

Deja vu...Deja vu....

I identify a lot with Dilbert strips...and less i say is better:)

Palidor said...

Well, right now I'm freelancing so I'm my own boss! But in some of my previous jobs, the bosses didn't demonstrate good leadership at all.

Amity Me said...
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Amity Me said...

ha ha ha...is that fiction or real?

me? got to share so much i may as well make a post out of it...:)

but the past few days, officemates are mad at me coz am always hooked up with the net...:)

who cares? they should do their own thing in their own PC, but sad to say they are only good at YM, tagged, fb?

but not me, am so engrossed with the net because of blog addiction...:)

well, i only do it after finishing my work, and that would be great for my boss...:)

thus he never minds me anymore after work is done...:) isn't that great?

:)

Amity Me said...

ha ha ha...is that fiction or real?

me? got to share so much i may as well make a post out of it...:)

but the past few days, officemates are mad at me coz am always hooked up with the net...:)

who cares? they should do their own thing in their own PC, but sad to say they are only good at YM, tagged, fb?

but not me, am so engrossed with the net because of blog addiction...:)

well, i only do it after finishing my work, and that would be great for my boss...:)

thus he never minds me anymore after work is done...:) isn't that great?

:)

Ayswarya said...

hehhehe... nice one ya... funny it is...

Nithya said...

Ha ha ha ha... really cute and funny as ever :)

Satyu said...

hehehe..

really a very cute yet funny conversation :D :D

Takecare
Keep Smiling :)

Archana said...

Haha I'm kinda that employee that your boss would ask you to be more like, jk. :P

vEnKy said...

Off late un atuzhyam over porathu Hari. Really had fun reading this one.

Ekam said...

heheheheheheheheheheehehheheehehehehheheheheheheheheehehehheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheh
*stops laughing but still a smiling*
That was too good. My boss was very nice and no, I am not being sarcastic :D
BTW, your boss has still allowed you in office after these 'conversations'? :D

kanagu said...

LOL machi... this is the kinda conversation that will give a big aapu for us in appraisal...

2 days before My PM was asking about the changes in appraisal to me.. I never known about them... after some more questions I asked him, "How do I know Sir??"

Rajlakshmi said...

lolzzzzz my office is like an asylum for Artificial intelligence clicking and clicking on the keyboards... its just fun to look at their expressions when they are trying to fix a defect... its like as if the sky is falling down :P
not that i m any different :P

chocolate lover said...

lol, lol, lol, lol !!! nice..;D

Miss Always Carried Away said...

hahahahaha laugh out loud!!! too funny! and I love this BIG dog!!! I would love to give him a HUGE KISS!!!

blunt edges said...

"Bring your appetite here, Love the slow food"

lol...that was hilarious hary...n i do have quite a lot of boss stories that i'll surely blog about the moment i leave my present company ;)

chitra said...

I am sure you'll not dare to speak to your boss like that Hary. Lol.

good imagination. keep entertaining.

Manju said...

LOl, love the cafetaria's mission haha
got your email Hary thankyouuuuuu :)

Naarya said...

well...i had 2 posts like this ripping my manager...but then they started firing people for writing abt work/work place/colleagues in public forums as a violation of ...whatever....
so i had to delete them :(
but you could still catch up these...
http://naarya.blogspot.com/2008/12/success-happens-alongside-everyday.html

http://naarya.blogspot.com/2008/10/all-in-days-work.html

http://naarya.blogspot.com/2007/05/late-night-in-office.html

And this is one of the deleted posts.... other one... i will mail you sometime..

(I was advised not to use my client's name...Hell In Life is the rhyming word for my clients name)



After a heavy post last time...its time to lighten up! A small imagination of an Ad for a magazine "HellInLife". If u r a regular at watching Sun,Vijay n other tamil channels...u shd be able to imagine this whole thing in the tone of the lady who speaks in "Kungumam" Ad. Here it goes...



"Proposal endraal summava" Krishna Sekhar Venkataramanan-in paraparappana petti...
Nitin K Giridhar-rukku promotion kidaithathu eppadi???? oru thidikkidum report!!
Deepak release avara????? Inda keLvikku pin irukkum sadithittam...
Maruti resign seyya enna kaaraNam? Periya Gupta-va?? Or alasal..
"Velai seyyamal naatkaLai kazhippadu eppadi" seyal murai viLakkam tharugiraar Srikumar N Katarae! "Ennai kai vittar oru periya manushan" Santanam Anand-in kumurall(llllllllllllllllllllll)
HellInLife-il uruvaagum jodigaLin azhagiya kaadal kadaigaLudan varugiradu....inda vaara idazh!!! Vaangi vitteergaLaaaaaaaaa....HellInLife!!!
Worst kanna Worst!


Disclaimer: All character names are real. A little offense meant. What's the point if I wrote everything and then apologized?! :D But hey lets be a lil diplomatic and say "Freeya vudu machchi"!!!!!

Deepika said...

Was that a real conversation :O
i actually appreciated my boss during internship he is a great person! No sarcasm here :)

Well its funny though...

Being Pramoda... said...

Hi Hary,

damn cool conversation..hahah njoyed every word excanged between u and ur boss..:)

a typical hary,,isnt it?? hehe

well, my boss is a real cool guy,.>:)

the pic hehehhe..hilarious..:)

Yellow Tulip said...

he he..
:)...for now i have no boss soo no such encounters so far:...:)...:)...good one:)

Nazish Rahman said...

lolz...was really nice!!
Never had a good experience with my boss...always got the most terrible one!! :)

Shanu said...

Lol..thank god that was an imaginary conversation :P

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

ROFL...

universal truth: every employee hates their boss.

I have no personal problem with any of my bosses but still i love to hate them....

Makk said...

lolzzzz

Well...My Bossy tales are li'l different.

I hope you will taste them some time ..for sure. :)

Valerine said...

That was funnyyyyyyy....Well both my immediate boss & team lead are (touch wood)fantastic and super cool.....But yes somethin u might be interested in reading.
http://verbalfiend.wordpress.com/2008/11/26/horrifying-bosses/

sunshine said...

that really was a gud one......its soooo true....one day even i wud lyk to try this out wid my boss.....

Shruti said...

Hary
deivame yengayo poitenga... yet to join the company..
I loved the picture so much.. 'Poda goyyale' was awesome..
Btw, that HR panel and tellin ur wife was the lead, i almost hit my head with monitor :P I was laughing all the way

P.S : I removed u frm blog-roll and added again! Why this prob hari?

Sat_hi_sh said...

lolz :D
Sir ,i am able to leaf through your posts with ease each & every time ,such is the hilarious content of ur blog ;)


Wife pathi comment rombo superrrr :P


keep blogging
cheers!!!

Cute Cadre said...

Hey that was a hilarious one! Own experience with boss?? I have got only appreciation mails but no mokkai like this!
The wife thingee was too good..LOL
Cachinated and enjoyed to the core!
Keep writing something like this anna!

Manju said...

she's gonna have it tattooed in december. thank you for helping out Hary!you're a star ^^

Mahesh said...

soooparu..... loved it
ur comic timing is perfect...ofcoz original too

Vishnu said...

boss wife dan getha irundhadhu..

@naarya.. engayo poiteenga..

niyati said...

Hello Harry!
O am finally back to your blog. Well thanks for all those compliments over Snapshots but that was incomplete you see. Visit it once again to find the entire set of photos. Then awaiting your comments.. :)
Well, about those dogs U asked - I have 8 of them at my place - 6 puppies and 2 dogs!! One Big Happy family!!
Well, coming to your post -
AWESOME. I being a student would not so easily relate to the emotions behind it; but yes, I shall post it to some of my friends who are already upset working with such bosses at the very start of their careers. I made my mom read it and she will send a comment on her own!! She loved the post though!
And one thing I observed:
You're very witty in answering back..hehehehehe.."Your wife was the lead there... lol" I laughed my heart out over it!!
Anyways, keep posting such hilarious stuff. Gosh I commented so long!
Keep the charm.

Love,
niyati :)

Niharika said...

Hey,
I bloghopped Here.. I myself write a fun blog.. But this place looks so cool and bright!!!!!

Thankfully I have a nice boss and he doesnt call me up and bully me!!!
:-)

Hope to see you around more!!!

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Manju said...

sure, we're a team ;)

Priya Vinay said...

LOL!!!!!!!
u know the cafeteria mission by heart!!!!!!
he he he he...
really funny.... the label u posted it under cracked me up completely! :D

evanescentthoughts said...

Hahahha..that was funny.. can relate with coming late to office part of it :( yeah these bosses are a menace. Oh btw, I had read that survey post of yours earlier (and had commented to)

Madhu said...

I know i am quite late at commmentin here...followin too many blogs na! missed out on this one..:) luvckily i have nufin much to say also..bcauz i havent yet started workin..but my mom is no less than a boss...see any similarities there?? :P:D

HaRy!! said...

Thanks all for your valuable comments :D..made me lol at so many of yu guys!!Keep visiting my blog...! So that makes me think freaky and write freaky!!luv yu all!:D