If you are in a software company,
you would probably be able to relate much easier, please do read on if you are not.The post is a tribute and
insight to lakhs of people who are not assigned in a project and wander around
the organization in search of one.
OK, how do you find them?
- Easily the first place to look out would be the cafeteria, would be empty without them,
- HR fun events like “Lemon on the spoon, Merry go round mela, Rangoli competition ( If you see guys helping the girls, then definitely they are from Bench)!
- The first ones to leave the building and last to enter in the mornings
- Probably the ones with less outlook traffic, as the only emails would be from internal circulation.
- The ones with the lowest notice/service period, they are sent out within a week of quitting.
- If you come across any GATE/GRE/CAT books in the lobby, cubicle these guys are not far away.
- Three people sharing one desktop, they are the ones who are made to share space!
The
term came into picture thousands of years ago and research points to
“Mahabharata”. Remember Kauravas, the 100 brothers led by Duriyodana and
Duchadana? Yes, rumor has it that all other 98 brothers were placed on bench by
the great saint Veda Vyasa and call it either non-performance, lack of
opportunity to prove oneself or sheer coincidence they were executed in
kurushetra or in management terms performance appraisal time.
Coincidence: The coincidence is
remarkable and cannot be shrugged off easily. Fast forwarding to current
scenario we see bulk of Software professionals in Bench, not knowing why they
are and wondering where to go next. The organization makes use of them in every
possible way; they are sometime the testers, then a developer, all of a sudden
in production support, creating reports, Kings of Excel, Power point
presenters. The same way in Mahabararata, the 98 Kauravas were bent to every
possible vacancy within ; swordsman, archer, gambler and finally had to nod
along with whatever Duriyodana decides in the similar way our modern day
professionals agree to whatever is being asked by the organization/management
to do so.
There
are various other assumptions from the society, they are sometimes considered
to be incompetent and of not much use. However let me quote an example, take
for instance in a movie or a song we see the hero and heroine dancing or
performing a scene, we see various side artists in the screen as well. As the
scene demands they keep walking from left to right, talking on the phone,
sometimes get beaten up (poor fellas), however the movie is not complete
without them. Folks in bench are like them, you see them every day, but they
remain anonymous and important to the organization.
To
sum up with a punch dialogue “Employees in Bench are like the bunch of coins in
your wallet, waiting to be used! Not at the right time, but eventually”
